"I could do like a Brokeback Mountain thing where I kiss a guy" -@Jenna

[NoBacon]

What a surprise Jenna is in a secret chat of homo erotic fiction and gay men posting.

 

[Meownaw]

What a surprise Jenna is in a secret chat of homo erotic fiction and gay men posting.

So are you!

 

[guest]

"I think everyone is bisexual blah blah blah"

No, that's you with a dick in your mouth and two in your ass

 

[Papa Goldendick]

So are you!

Lotta fawkin faggoting cliques in the Owen A Forms

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

We don't want to believe that we've been so right about a person

 

[Jenna]

What a surprise Jenna is in a secret chat of homo erotic fiction and gay men posting.

Don't you insist that sexuality is a choice? It doesn't matter what your brain tells you to be attracted to, because that's Satan's trickery?

For the record, NoBacon is very clear that he has chosen to live as a heterosexual. The way Jesus wants him to live. Whatever gets him horny is irrelevant to the discussion because he has proudly chosen to be attracted to fat adult women.

 

[guest]

Don't you insist that sexuality is a choice? It doesn't matter what your brain tells you to be attracted to, because that's Satan's trickery?

For the record, NoBacon is very clear that he has chosen to live as a heterosexual. The way Jesus wants him to live. Whatever gets him horny is irrelevant to the discussion because he has proudly chosen to be attracted to fat adult women.

Jennifer. I answer your question and open up to you and you don’t rib my post? Fuck outta here!

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it,

my estimation of @Jenna as a man just fucking plummeted.

 

[Jenna]

Jennifer. I answer your question and open up to you and you don’t rib my post? Fuck outta here!

Because it's more of the vague nonsense I hear! Like you have to be in the right mood to either be the assfucker or assfuckee? What if you and your partner both wake up one lazy Sunday morning, both of you in the mood to be the top? Do you take turns? Does the more dominant partner essentially rape the other?

Everything's "oh it just happens".

I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it,

my estimation of @Jenna as a man just fucking plummeted.

Don't quote Sopranos with me, I watched the Puss in Boots movie and can't figure out what drew you to Jack Horner.

 

[Meownaw]

Just admit you are trans. We have everything else under the fawkin sun here.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Don't quote Sopranos with me, I watched the Puss in Boots movie and can't figure out what drew you to Jack Horner.

I guess he wasn’t meant to be embraced by the lgbtq+ community

 

[Jenna]

I guess he wasn’t meant to be embraced by the lgbtq+ community

I liked Perrito. The scene where Puss has a panic attack and Perrito goes full therapy dog, putting his head in Puss' lap to calm him down? Adorable.

So is Jack supposed to be like Patrick or something?

 

[guest]

Because it's more of the vague nonsense I hear! Like you have to be in the right mood to either be the assfucker or assfuckee? What if you and your partner both wake up one lazy Sunday morning, both of you in the mood to be the top? Do you take turns? Does the more dominant partner essentially rape the other?

I guess you have to be with a man to fully get it. It’s hard to explain otherwise.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Have you guys seen these pornos with all-male casts? They're terrible.

 

[Sue Lightning]

ONLY I’M GAY ROBIN. ME. NOBODY ELSE

 

[Jenna]

I guess you have to be with a man to fully get it. It’s hard to explain otherwise.

Ugh I wish I was like NoBacon. Uncover all these hidden homosexual secrets, then get sent to a special camp where they teach you sexuality is a choice and Jesus wants you to choose heterosexuality.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

So is Jack supposed to be like Patrick or something?

Jesus christ, not everything is about patrick

 

[Sue Lightning]

The one thing that really fascinates me about gays is the top/bottom dynamic. I've tried several times to get a gay man to explain how it works but they're always cagey and vague about it. Like, you just KNOW when you talk to another gay at the club who is gonna be who. That makes no sense! What are they keeping from us?

Whats there to get retard. Do you want secrets on how to pick up dudes? The bottoms are the feminine ones who are being submissive in a conversation like a woman. The tops are approaching first and making the move. I have to explain this to you however because you’ve never touched a woman.

And gay celebrities!

Holy shit are you blind man???

Is Elton John a top or a bottom?

Sloppy fucking bottom

Neil Patrick Harris?

Ass full of cum.

Sheldon from Big Bang Theory?

Probably gives and takes but if i had to guess top.

Is there a single celeb who has officially announced what they are? Gangsta Fag is like the only one that admits he fucks the assholes of old white men.

No because it’s insanely obvious. Tim Apple is a top with a little asian twink BF. Andersen Cooper is a top. Andy Cohen is a bottom. George Takei is a bottom. Just look at their build and how they talk. It’s so obvious who’s taking dick and who’s not.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Because it's more of the vague nonsense I hear! Like you have to be in the right mood to either be the assfucker or assfuckee? What if you and your partner both wake up one lazy Sunday morning, both of you in the mood to be the top? Do you take turns?

The hell are you talking about? You’re only confused because theres two dicks involved. Say you were in a Norton level relationship. You like fucking your girl and that’s primarily what you do but sometimes she fucks you with the strap on. You’re still doing the fucking most of the time so that’s your “role”. Sometimes the cock sucker gets his cock sucked just like a girl gets her pussy eaten once a year.

Does the more dominant partner essentially rape the other?

Where the hell did this come from? Sick sick guy this one.

 

[Jenna]

Whats there to get retard. Do you want secrets on how to pick up dudes? The bottoms are the feminine ones who are being submissive in a conversation like a woman. The tops are approaching first and making the move. I have to explain this to you however because you’ve never touched a woman.

Holy shit are you blind man???

Sloppy fucking bottom

Ass full of cum.

Probably gives and takes but if i had to guess top.

No because it’s insanely obvious. Tim Apple is a top with a little asian twink BF. Andersen Cooper is a top. Andy Cohen is a bottom. George Takei is a bottom. Just look at their build and how they talk. It’s so obvious who’s taking dick and who’s not.

See, Andy Cohen's one of the few who admits it, and he's a top. I think Anderson Cooper is a bottom, apparently he dates guys with big dicks. I'd think NPH top, Sheldon bottom. Elton I have zero fucking idea.