I CAN'T GET DRUNK

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That right there is some lovely Chick from Paramore nipples.

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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

@Agent Torque Morgan and the asian "ladies".

 

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@Agent Torque Morgan and the asian "ladies".

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Oh shit I just realized I never posted about this lol.

Remember that thread where I was depressed about not wanting to fuck that Chinese chick coz she was really shy and stuff?

She invited me over to her house and got me on the bed, and started making out with me. We never fucked, but she sucked my dick and I came on her face lol.

Then the next day she sent me a message saying if we're not bf/gf, she doesn't want to do that when not in a relationship. So I was like "that's cool, we can just be friends."

Then the next day she sent me a message saying she had a nightmare and needs "cuddles" lmao. I went over and she started hugging me and then kissing and was sucking my dick again.

I think her roommate was into me too. Gotta fawkin set up a threesome.

Or I could stop being a coomer degenerate. It's a tough one man.

 

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Oh shit I just realized I never posted about this lol.

Remember that thread where I was depressed about not wanting to fuck that Chinese chick coz she was really shy and stuff?

She invited me over to her house and got me on the bed, and started making out with me. We never fucked, but she sucked my dick and I came on her face lol.

Then the next day she sent me a message saying if we're not bf/gf, she doesn't want to do that when not in a relationship. So I was like "that's cool, we can just be friends."

Then the next day she sent me a message saying she had a nightmare and needs "cuddles" lmao. I went over and she started hugging me and then kissing and was sucking my dick again.

I think her roommate was into me too. Gotta fawkin set up a threesome.

Or I could stop being a coomer degenerate. It's a tough one man.

You are my hero.

 

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You are my hero.

I just want a white wife who loves me tho. Sniff.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

That right there is a lady's pecka!

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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Oh shit I just realized I never posted about this lol.

Remember that thread where I was depressed about not wanting to fuck that Chinese chick coz she was really shy and stuff?

She invited me over to her house and got me on the bed, and started making out with me. We never fucked, but she sucked my dick and I came on her face lol.

Then the next day she sent me a message saying if we're not bf/gf, she doesn't want to do that when not in a relationship. So I was like "that's cool, we can just be friends."

Then the next day she sent me a message saying she had a nightmare and needs "cuddles" lmao. I went over and she started hugging me and then kissing and was sucking my dick again.

I think her roommate was into me too. Gotta fawkin set up a threesome.

Or I could stop being a coomer degenerate. It's a tough one man.

Teach me your ways, O Torquie, so that I may live according to your truth! Grant me purity of heart, so that I may honor your ways.

Help a fellow Alliance Chad out.

 

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Wait, there's new Sue pics out?

 

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Teach me your ways, Master Torquie!

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I have been desperate to show off my dating app pic for a while to show how it gets da matches, but don't wanna dox myself like a mullenstein
But basically you just have to look badass. My main pic was taken when I was really really wasted at 3 AM and smoking a cigarette. Have that charlie sheen in ferris bueller's day off look.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I have been desperate to show off my dating app pic for a while to show how it gets da matches, but don't wanna dox myself like a mullenstein
But basically you just have to look badass. My main pic was taken when I was really really wasted at 3 AM and smoking a cigarette. Have that charlie sheen in ferris bueller's day off look.

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I've been called sexy, i look like a young Rutger Hauer, i got this.

 

[ChimpanZ]

Oh shit I just realized I never posted about this lol.

Remember that thread where I was depressed about not wanting to fuck that Chinese chick coz she was really shy and stuff?

She invited me over to her house and got me on the bed, and started making out with me. We never fucked, but she sucked my dick and I came on her face lol.

Then the next day she sent me a message saying if we're not bf/gf, she doesn't want to do that when not in a relationship. So I was like "that's cool, we can just be friends."

Then the next day she sent me a message saying she had a nightmare and needs "cuddles" lmao. I went over and she started hugging me and then kissing and was sucking my dick again.

I think her roommate was into me too. Gotta fawkin set up a threesome.

Or I could stop being a coomer degenerate. It's a tough one man.

It doesn’t count as cooming if there’s another woman involved

 

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It doesn’t count as cooming if there’s another woman involved

It goes against nature I think. Like man was supposed to masturbate to get rid of stress etc, but if there's a woman involved you're supposed to be bonding or impregnating. Cumming on her face and leaving just feels wrong to me. I wish I didn't feel bad about it so I could enjoy myself more.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

It goes against nature I think. Like man was supposed to masturbate to get rid of stress etc, but if there's a woman involved you're supposed to be bonding or impregnating. Cumming on her face and leaving just feels wrong to me. I wish I didn't feel bad about it so I could enjoy myself more.

Well, i think god was only talking about whites, the only race that really matters, so i would only feel bad about not cumming inside white chicks and Lucy, we wouldn't want to accidentally mix our superior genes with those savages do we?

All other races of women are here to serve us after all, they are hardly people anyway.

 

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I have been desperate to show off my dating app pic for a while to show how it gets da matches, but don't wanna dox myself like a mullenstein
But basically you just have to look badass. My main pic was taken when I was really really wasted at 3 AM and smoking a cigarette. Have that charlie sheen in ferris bueller's day off look.

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Hopefully not a similar diagnosis, though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If I ever try to start drinking when I'm really tired I never end up feeling drunk no matter how much I have.