I Came This Close To Having A Joe Moment

[WhereWeAt]

I've been in and out of low carb for a couple years, and I always think "Anyone can do it!" and "Sorry AIDS patients".

 

[WhereWeAt]

This isn’t a popular opinion, and this where you and I disagree Ray. I don’t think he’s “An absolute piece of shit”. Nigger? Yes. He’s a monumental retard who does a terrible job defending himself and his pedo brother. I feel like people don’t factor in just how stupid he is. He is a borderline retard. He’s spent almost his entire life to be an average guitar player. He’s just trash, and grew up like trash. The guy hasn’t killed anyone, just stolen from employers and done drugs. Not sure how familiar you are with retards but, they get worked up over stupid things and say incredibly stupid shit. That’s Joe.

I'm right there with you except when he said looking at child porn isn't a crime. The only people who say that are people who've looked at child porn.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm right there with you except when he said looking at child porn isn't a crime. The only people who say that are people who've looked at child porn.

I’ve tried explaining this before, he’s a fucking tard. He was trying to say if you don’t download it and share it, the government isn’t going to go after you. He was pissed off and trying to defend his pedo brother. So I’m also making a guess on that but most of Joe’s completely retarded statements are because he’s incapable of explaining things well. Not defending his comment either, I just get how that fat boomer thinks to a degree.

 

[UnPRePared]

I’ve tried explaining this before, he’s a fucking tard. He was trying to say if you don’t download it and share it, the government isn’t going to go after you. He was pissed off and trying to defend his pedo brother. So I’m also making a guess on that but most of Joe’s completely retarded statements are because he’s incapable of explaining things well. Not defending his comment either, I just get how that fat boomer thinks to a degree.

@Gay Faggot. , This is the same man who blocked someone on Twitter thinking it would make said man's insulting comment towards him invisible to everyone.

Sitcoms don't write men that stupid, even.

 

[Imager]

Every once in a while I think “So so so so so so so…”

I also ONLY say “Garlic Butter Saw” and no one has ever corrected me.

I used to tell my wife that in high school they called me the <fill in the blank> kiiiiiid and I spaced it out just enough that she eventually found it funny. Then she told her family about it and no one laughed.

 

[Zombie247]

Leaving the Big Apple Ranch. After getting my dick sucked. And, taking 20+ loads (@CarolMaxheinie friend, ain't got shit on me). I feel great and brave.

So I antagonize and dared, anonymous people. To call CPS on me. They haven’t got the balls.

 

[UnPRePared]

Leaving the Big Apple Ranch. After getting my dick sucked. And, taking 20+ loads (@CarolMaxheinie friend, ain't got shit on me). I felt great and brave.

So I antagonize and dared, anonymous people. To call CPS on me. They haven’t got the balls.

And you paid CASH.

 

[Zombie247]

And you paid CASH.

I had to. They wouldn't allow "COMP’D".

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I come very close to ending sentences with "but I'm 16 and know dick about..." whatever thing we're talking about. Usage of "knowing dick" in general.

I also have been known to drop in a "Nice XYZ, stupid" sometimes when shittalking people. I can't explain why but it always fawken kills IRL.

But nobody stuck in my head like Joeh, considering he wasn't even part of the show. He is insanely quotable.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I traveled for work three weeks ago, and believe it or not -- the hotel room was COMP'D.

I bragged about this rare perk most never get to experience all over social media.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Every once in a while I think “So so so so so so so…”

I also ONLY say “Garlic Butter Saw” and no one has ever corrected me.

I used to tell my wife that in high school they called me the <fill in the blank> kiiiiiid and I spaced it out just enough that she eventually found it funny. Then she told her family about it and no one laughed.

I've told the story here before, but when I would give my son formula, I'd say "Soooomeboddy's gotta feeeeed himmmmmm" to the point that my daughter says it.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Pretending to be a musician?

ANYONE CAN DO IT!

Ray you know I like you quite a bit, so if you could create your very own Joe pasta as Ray Wilson, I think that'd be the ultimate musician comeback to anybody on this board

 

[UnPRePared]

Ray you know I like you quite a bit, so if you could create your very own Joe pasta as Ray Wilson, I think that'd be the ultimate musician comeback to anybody on this board

That's a most worthy challenge. I'll work on that.

 

[Stent]

Ray you know I like you quite a bit, so if you could create your very own Joe pasta as Ray Wilson, I think that'd be the ultimate musician comeback to anybody on this board

That's a most worthy challenge. I'll work on that.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/bring-something-to-the-table-you-talentless-faggots.14898/post-321432

 

[Meownaw]

@Gay Faggot. , This is the same man who blocked someone on Twitter thinking it would make said man's insulting comment towards him invisible to everyone.

Sitcoms don't write men that stupid, even.

Does someone have this tweet I lost it and it was one that always busted my ribs.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I went on a tv court show and repeatedly called myself a pedarest.

All kidding aside I was in a hotel a while ago and they served a bacon, egg cheese on a roll. Ordered it for the bit

 

[UnPRePared]

I went on a tv court show and repeatedly called myself a pedarest.

All kidding aside I was in a hotel a while ago and they served a bacon, egg cheese on a roll. Ordered it for the bit

Well, anyone can do it.