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I am literally shaking rn.

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Honestly I wish Ilhan Omar or sumptin becomes president just so that it either makes low IQ tards like Joe die from shock/heartbreak, or jolt them into realizing politics is a sham.

Trump didn’t make them realise, so literally nothing will. It makes almost no difference who’s in charge, this isn’t edgy teenager take it’s the truth. Trump was the same corporate shitty President as the rest of them, maybe like 5% more common sense than normal.
 
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After seeing all of those stickers, my first thought is how old is that fawkin laptop? Writing a novel on a surface would be hell. I had one four or five years ago and that keyboard was murder on your wrist and super impractical if you needed to actually type a lot. The battery life was shit too.

Just trying to convince a retard to go deeper into debt.
 

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I’ve voted twice in my life, both for the trump dog. The second time they flagrantly cheated and it just made me realise it’s even more pointless than I thought.


I only did it because Trump is funny and annoys unpleasant big fat pigs like pig.
Most Americans spell realise with a z. How did you get your citizenship?
 

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After seeing all of those stickers, my first thought is how old is that fawkin laptop? Writing a novel on a surface would be hell. I had one four or five years ago and that keyboard was murder on your wrist and super impractical if you needed to actually type a lot. The battery life was shit too.

Just trying to convince a retard to go deeper into debt.
This is a good point, it’s probably time to consider a new laptop, PIG.

Unless you can’t afford it.
 
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I like how he thinks I VOTED stickers makes him better than anyone else. What a fat retard
"Heh, you think it's all talk with me? I actually wake up between 6 am and 6 pm* once every two years and drive 2 miles to vote straight democrat. That’s what I do to get the change I want to see, what about you, sweaty?"
*I don't know the hours since I don't vote, but I'm pretty sure that's it.
 

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After seeing all of those stickers, my first thought is how old is that fawkin laptop? Writing a novel on a surface would be hell. I had one four or five years ago and that keyboard was murder on your wrist and super impractical if you needed to actually type a lot. The battery life was shit too.

Just trying to convince a retard to go deeper into debt.
Why do you think he immediately has the bartender plug it into the wall and block their path? He should sit at a fucking table by an outlet
 
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