Hypothetically speaking, if you were a bar owner...

[swole_edging_llc]

im probably going to Milwaukee for work in the next few months and plan to take the Tomlinson tour.

If you go to Milwaukee and you like sushi, go here: https://www.yelp.com/biz/kyoto-greenfield
It's incredible - still the best sushi I've had anywhere, and I've done the $10-15 per piece places in NYC, Boston, Seattle, and San Francisco.
Then go to Kopps Custard across the street.

 

[guest]

To be honest, if he was a "good" customer - i.e. some inexplicably well-heeled tosspot who spent a lot of money there, drank every day away and brought his hag in on Sundays for boozy brunches, I'd have no problem with him sperging up my bar every day, laptop in tow. "That? That's Patrick. He's part of the furniture here. Annoying retard, but he tips well, so service with a smile" I'd tell new staff members. I might even let him stick around after the prank calls and faxes. But as soon as the review bombs started, we're having a talk. Now my business's reputation is on the line. I'd try and frame it like I was regretful, but bottom line, you've got to go.

But he was none of those things. He nursed a beer for 2 hours, sometimes just free seltzer, and only ate the slop specials. Fuck off, pork chop.

 

[Petworth dude]

If you even say the name Patrick Tomlinson while on the phone with Hooligans, they instantly hang up. That nigger is 1000% persona non grata BANNED

I hope none of those pesky Redditors on r/thefighterandthekid call or fax The Swinging Door about Fatrick

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

One thing I know for sure is I'd have Jim and Sam in there, they know bars

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'd call in Jim and Sam, those guys really know bars

Felony parallel thinking! I'm leaving mine up so this comment makes sense