How will Pat react when the lol suit is thrown out?

[Convict Wyzz]

I'm surprised his family hasn't staged an intervention. He is an addict.

He’s fat too.

 

[stealthygeek]

Poorly. So he's had some practice at least.

 

[guest]

Hey tweeps, burn a credit on my back catalogue of hardcore mil-spec sci-fi. Everyone buy a thousand copies. Now.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Hopefully Niki finds him hanging by his neck in his Fucking closet

You’re asking a lot of his closet there.

 

[wbgreen]

I'm surprised his family hasn't staged an intervention. He is an addict.

What family?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I look forward to the lies he has to tell himself and the internet on how he won so he doesnt throw himself out a window on a daily basis.

 

[guest]

I still think it was Carrie Goldberg who put in his stupid head that this will make him famous for suing the Internet and will lead to book deals, speaking engagements, tv appearances, etc.

I wonder if she's upset that she only took him for $5k while Brinton and Ways make off with much, much more.

 

[FurBurger]

He'll just claim other legal machinations are in the works.

The fFinal Blow to beat his enemies will always be coming soon, but never enacted; much like his exercise and weight loss plans.

 

[Meownaw]

Poorly. So he's had some practice at least.

Portly too.

 

[guest]

He’ll change it up and file it again

Wouldn't surprise me. Hopefully it will be less costly as the few people here who may have done some actual actionable stuff were behind Tor/VPNs/etc. Would be funny seeing him try to subpoena Tor node operators lol

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I wonder if she's upset that she only took him for $5k while Brinton and Ways make off with much, much more.

She got the account back for him twice, didn't she? That's 10k, still less than Brinton tho.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I'm surprised his family hasn't staged an intervention. He is an addict.

They don't care enough about him to expend the effort.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I wonder if she's upset that she only took him for $5k while Brinton and Ways make off with much, much more.

No shit - she lost the Katie Hill case, lost against Harvey Weinstein, and couldn't even fleece Fatso properly.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

No shit - she lost the Katie Hill case, lost against Harvey Weinstein, and couldn't even fleece Fatso properly.

So is your thinking Brinton would have been a collaborator and she'd have been loaded in a car?

 

[NoBacon]

Oh but it’s not being tossed, child. You’re about to lose everything. This is going all the way to the senate. Quietly now.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The mental latch in his pig brain that stops him from acting out his darkest fantisies will finally snap, Nikis parents will request a wellfare check on Niki, as they won't have heard from her in weeks and she hasn't answered their calls. Milwaukee PD will burst down the half a hovels doors, and be met with an overpowering scent of festering flesh, stale beer and meatloaf farts.

They will find Nikis bloated corpse with it's face bashed in, they will search around the room for the murder weapon, under the piss stained bed they will find a marble bust of Jar Jar binks head covered in dried blood and tufts of matted blood soaked hair. Nikis parents will have to I.D the body from a queen of spades tattoo located on her right cankle, the head is unreconisable at this point.

The police will assume she must have died 7-10 days previously due to the pungent scent and bloating, however to their shock, the coroner will inform them that she infact only died within the last 12 hours, they piece together the events of the preceding weeks... they come to the conclusion that her portly, failed author husband had finally snapped after losing his lolsuit, Niki had informed him that she could not deal with his irresponsible behaviour anymore, and was going to leave him for a mulatto woman she had been having a secret affair with.

This declaration had sent Pat into an uncontrollable rage, he needed Niki for financial aid to feed his meatloaf addiction, he chained Niki to a radiator in the main bedroom, meanwhile he confiscated Nikis bank card and was withdrawling several hundred dollars a day from local ATMs. The stomach contents recorded during the autopsy showed that Niki had only managed to survive for that long by substaining herself on the dried negroid semen that had built up on the bedroom floor, and half empty stale cans of Milwaukee's Best Ice with cigarette butts in them that she managed to find under the bed.

Eventually Nikis bank wisened up about the hundreds of dollars being withdrawed from ATMS on a daily basis, that was out of character for Niki so they froze the bank account, Pig realising the jig was up and that Niki was worthless now, decided to cover his tracks and take her out of the picture.


Pat was located 3 weeks later, in a model on the outskirts of Des Moines, he was shot dead by SWAT after a 9 hour hostage scenario standoff.. when SWAT stormed his motel room, he was in the company of a local 7 year old boy who had been reported missing the previous week. Medical professionals stated years later, that the boy showed severe signs of anal trauma.

Better than anything that Pat's ever written.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I'm surprised his family hasn't staged an intervention. He is an addict.

I don't think he even has any connection to his family anymore. His entire life is documented on his twitter and he has never posted a picture of him with Raven and Tommy (even though his following demands it), he doesn't even spend holidays with his family. The only thing we've ever seen is his brother looking uncomfortable around him in his stupid selfie.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I don't think he even has any connection to his family anymore. His entire life is documented on his twitter and he has never posted a picture of him with Raven and Tommy (even though his following demands it), he doesn't even spend holidays with his family. The only thing we've ever seen is his brother looking uncomfortable around him in his stupid selfie.

From the photos available it looks like on the rare occasions he is around his family, he is painting his dinosaur toys instead of actually spending time with them

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

From the photos available it looks like on the rare occasions he is around his family, he is painting his dinosaur toys instead of actually spending time with them

He insists that elderly woman is not Mama Raven. I know he's a pathological liar but I think we would see her more if it was her.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They don't care enough about him to expend the effort.

This is true, he’s so much of a pain in the ass he has zero friends and family that care about him. He doesn’t interact with other adults and goes everyone alone while he sits and tweets. He encouraged people to cause trouble with their families at gatherings over Trump because he is a miserable cunt with nobody in his life. You know Niki’s family hates him when they had to hire people to move furniture. Couldn’t even get a friend of family member to come help for two adults in their 40s.