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Fun fact: Hitler didn't have a driver's license and this jewboy drove Der Fuhrer's short ass around, lol.hilter's boyfriend (allegedly) was a fucking jew. emil maurice. buncha closeted self-hating jews, all of them.
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Fun fact: Hitler didn't have a driver's license and this jewboy drove Der Fuhrer's short ass around, lol.hilter's boyfriend (allegedly) was a fucking jew. emil maurice. buncha closeted self-hating jews, all of them.
Eva Braun = Missy MusclesFun fact: Hitler didn't have a driver's license and this jewboy drove Der Fuhrer's short ass around, lol.
Some German women are knockouts, for sure, but a lot of them are frumpy hags. When I read Mein Kampf (I only got to Chapter 4), you kinda figure that The Hitman mostly hated the Slovenians and Slovaks coming into Austria, but their women imo are the real hotties.Eva Braun = Missy Muscles
Emil Maurice = Sue Lightning
no offense, but the Nazis were on to something. Germanics > Slavs in the human ladder. Look how the two Slavic kids get mogged by the Germanic one in the middle:Some German women are knockouts, for sure, but a lot of them are frumpy hags. When I read Mein Kampf (I only got to Chapter 4), you kinda figure that The Hitman mostly hated the Slovenians and Slovaks coming into Austria, but their women imo are the real hotties.
Basically, Hitler cockblocked Western Europe from hot Slavpussy, which intensified the autism in the Germanic people.
"You think I'm cheap, you should get a load of the heebs we have lined up against the wall outside."Eichmann looks like Jack Benny in an SS uniform.
I spent a month in Berlin and found German women were either frumpy dumpy-looking lumps or cutie-pies like Kirsten Dunst. Unfortunately Der Hausfraus outnumbered Dunsts 20:1.Some German women are knockouts, for sure, but a lot of them are frumpy hags. When I read Mein Kampf (I only got to Chapter 4), you kinda figure that The Hitman mostly hated the Slovenians and Slovaks coming into Austria, but their women imo are the real hotties.
Basically, Hitler cockblocked Western Europe from hot Slavpussy, which intensified the autism in the Germanic people.
I'm half-Germanic so I don't take offense to any of it, but you can cherry pick examples that help your argument.no offense, but the Nazis were on to something. Germanics > Slavs in the human ladder. Look how the two Slavic kids get mogged by the Germanic one in the middle:
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The thing is..."Germany" itself is barely 40% germanic. Most Southern Germans, Bavarians/Bohemians are just peasants of Alpine stock with brown hair...Hitler himself for eg.
This is what I hear all the time. Austria and Germany are filled with women built to tenderize pork. An older Austrian I know says, "you need a woman for the kitchen and a woman for the bedroom - they won't do both!"I spent a month in Berlin and found German women were either frumpy dumpy-looking lumps or cutie-pies like Kirsten Dunst. Unfortunately Der Hausfraus outnumbered Dunsts 20:1.
Prague, otoh, had straight-up supermodels all over the place.
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