How to deal with 14-year-olds at work?

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

Don't worry. Zoomers or whatever that generation is are completely retarded and antisocial because they not only grew up online, but during lockdown. They're in a group, so it's many vs one (you), yet they'll be the nervous ones.

 

[guest]

What you gotta do is find the biggest, blackest, toughest looking 14 year old in the group, before he even knows whats happening, you have to beat the living shit out of him, or at least try your best to. Land as many punches on his fucking head as you can. After that the rest of them will respect you, and career day should go off without a hitch.

This but replace blackest with whitest and beat with rape.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

14? Pass. Buncha old fogeys.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I work IT at a pretty big hospital with eight floors. We have to show these kids around for an hour, so my plan now is to walk them to the other end of the hospital, take the stairs instead of the elevator down to the basement (because that's slower), take a long winding detour through the catacombs, like a cab driver who tricks clueless tourists out of money, then show them some switch stacks, and walk them back. That would eat up most of it.

I'm not interested in inspiring these kids if you feel me. I just want to get it over with.

Take them to the morgue, lock the door behind you, and say "Only way you get out of this room alive is if the girlies here show me their ta-tas"

 

[guest]

kidney punch the one, dumb 6'3 oversized oaf (every group of 14 year old has one) to make an example out of him.

 

[Stent]

Watch Brother Joe on People's Court twice.