How to deal with 14-year-olds at work?

[Maybe even kiss you]

I have to show a bunch of 14-year-olds around at work soon, in some kind of career day school thing. I'm worried they'll fall asleep or act 'rowdy', and I won't know how to deal with it because I'm a faggot who doesn't like uncomfortable situations.

Do any of y'all have teaching experience or any tips?

 

[HH Brother]

Get them a Macbook Pro.

It's wasn't an iPad, you fucking retarded funsters.

 

[Turk February]

What you gotta do is find the biggest, blackest, toughest looking 14 year old in the group, before he even knows whats happening, you have to beat the living shit out of him, or at least try your best to. Land as many punches on his fucking head as you can. After that the rest of them will respect you, and career day should go off without a hitch.

 

[guest]

Personally I don’t think 14 year olds should be in a rub n tug joint but that’s just me.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

At the start when you have group together claim you can tell people by looking at them, pick of of the kids out and say "you are a queer aren't you" that will settle them

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have zero tips for you because kids tend to just naturally respect me.





Except for that time a little wigger kid flicked a cigarette at my car and I got out and threw him around. I still don't regret doing that. I bet that little faggot never flicked a cigarette at a car again.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I have zero tips for you because kids tend to just naturally respect me.





Except for that time a little wigger kid flicked a cigarette at my car and I got out and threw him around. I still don't regret doing that. I bet that little faggot never flicked a cigarette at a car again.

Wigger kids should only get beaten

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I have to show a bunch of 14-year-olds around at work soon, in some kind of career day school thing. I'm worried they'll fall asleep or act 'rowdy', and I won't know how to deal with it because I'm a faggot who doesn't like uncomfortable situations.

Do any of y'all have teaching experience or any tips?

If they're acting rowdy just sternly command them to Age.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Get them a Macbook Pro.

It's wasn't an iPad, you fucking retarded funsters.

Finally someone corrects the record.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

EZ

 

[HH Brother]

Finally someone corrects the record.

As much as Self Cutting Girl is referenced, no one read it, funster.

I document pedophilia. I'm also a member.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Give em the ol Wyyz treatment

@small wyzzz

 

[Wa4892]

Get them all in a room, and say "we can walk around and go on a tour that will bore you to death, or we can all sit here for 40 minutes, play on our phones and you all tell your parents 'Warren was the best tour all day! He showed us the <fill in blank with something important at your job> and the <second most important thing at your job> ..... it was GREAT!!!"

Then let them decide what they want to do.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I hear drag queens are all the rage for kids these days.

 

[guest]

“14 year old” in thread title gee lets see if the first reply is an anthony emoji or reference

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

“14 year old” in thread title gee lets see if the first reply is an anthony emoji or reference

 

[EraGodless]

What you gotta do is find the biggest, blackest, toughest looking 14 year old in the group, before he even knows whats happening, you have to beat the living shit out of him, or at least try your best to. Land as many punches on his fucking head as you can. After that the rest of them will respect you, and career day should go off without a hitch.

 

[aRTie02150]

Make em laugh

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Make em laugh

Yeah show em your cock

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Get them all in a room, and say "we can walk around and go on a tour that will bore you to death, or we can all sit here for 40 minutes, play on our phones and you all tell your parents 'Warren was the best tour all day! He showed us the <fill in blank with something important at your job> and the <second most important thing at your job> ..... it was GREAT!!!"

Then let them decide what they want to do.

I work IT at a pretty big hospital with eight floors. We have to show these kids around for an hour, so my plan now is to walk them to the other end of the hospital, take the stairs instead of the elevator down to the basement (because that's slower), take a long winding detour through the catacombs, like a cab driver who tricks clueless tourists out of money, then show them some switch stacks, and walk them back. That would eat up most of it.

I'm not interested in inspiring these kids if you feel me. I just want to get it over with.