How screwed would you be if your fawkin chick went through your phone?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

"Why do you take so many pictures of your penis? Why haven't you ever sent me one? This one looks like it was taken in a professional studio."

“That one’s not even yours…”

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I’ve been with my wife for years and there is nothing on my phone I would be afraid of her seeing. But I do have passcode I change periodically and never let her have. She’s tried over the years to give me her passcode and I have zero interest. I’m the kind of person that would obsessively snoop and I’ve even told her that.

 

[guest]

I’ve been with my wife for years and there is nothing on my phone I would be afraid of her seeing. But I do have passcode I change periodically and never let her have. She’s tried over the years to give me her passcode and I have zero interest. I’m the kind of person that would obsessively snoop and I’ve even told her that.

I know my wife's code and vice versa but neither one of us is a lunatic so it doesn't matter. The worst she'd see on my phone is a poop shoop but she knows I'm a retard who makes stupid pictures.

 

[TheNanaDook]

Do you think she would? Has anyone done that to you?

It’s mostly nudes of her, and a few of exes from before we started dating. Then a bunch of 4chan frogs, riddler/jew memes, and google searches of names followed by “Is Jewish”. So she probably wouldn’t even flinch.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Any chick disturbed enough to date me probably wouldnt even give a fuck

 

[Phish]

Id be in trouble if she found my burner email. And she might be a bit concerned that i post on a defunct radio forum as much as i do. But im not a cheater. My dad beat into me and always taught me cheating is the worst thing you can do to your gf/wife because his dad was a piece of shit that cheated and beat his mom. It stuck with me. He also told me to never fight niggers unless you have a weapon or a group of people behind you because they don't fight fair 1v1 like the white guys we lived around did. I distinctly remember him telling me that they had thicker skulls than whites so be careful not to break your hand on their skull. Lol. He wasnt even that racist or anything. He was just looking out for me.

 

[DMAN]

I take a screenshot of almost every bitch I see on ig or any other app that gets me horned up. But I keep them in my Hidden folder. So no one could be the wiser anyway, especially a woman.

I rarely to never use it to jackoff, I'm hoarding for the eventual internet wipeout where I will at least have hard evidence that 145-pound latinas once existed.

 

[PickleRickle]

I take a screenshot of almost every bitch I see on ig or any other app that gets me horned up. But I keep them in my Hidden folder. So no one could be the wiser anyway, especially a woman.

I rarely to never use it to jackoff, I'm hoarding for the eventual internet wipeout where I will at least have hard evidence that 145-pound latinas once existed.

Fucks sake. I do that.

 

[EraGodless]

Any chick disturbed enough to date me probably wouldnt even give a fuck

This guy broods.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I don’t think she’d give a fuck about my web searches or even this site. But any woman would gut me for the fact that I have homemade porn and all my old texts and messenger history with every broad I’ve fucked/sexted with since 2016 or so.

It would not go well for me but then again I’d go nuclear if some cum dumpster had all her old flings on her phone too.

As Dan’s wife might say “Ojos que no ven, corazón que no siente.”

 

[porquedealer]

I don’t think she’d give a fuck about my web searches or even this site. But any woman would gut me for the fact that I have homemade porn and all my old texts and messenger history with every broad I’ve fucked/sexted with since 2016 or so.

It would not go well for me but then again I’d go nuclear if some cum dumpster had all her old flings on her phone too.

As Dan’s wife might say “Ojos que no ven, corazón que no siente.”

Never keep it on your phone, that's just waiting for it to end up on the internet.

 

[Dog Eater]

I don’t and won’t do anything that would be cause for concern so she can check as much as she wants. It was not always this way and I’m lucky that we’re not divorced.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

she doesn’t have my PW and I’m not giving it to her so I’m not too worried about it. I have no desire to try and explain this shit to her.

 

[Random username]

Got your bood boy phone,
And your naughty boy phone.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I just have photos/drawings of work projects and whatever nerd shit that catches my eye. Cheating is not worth it, as all women are the same ultimately; some are just slightly less annoying and dumb than others

 

[TheNanaDook]

I just have photos/drawings of work projects and whatever nerd shit that catches my eye. Cheating is not worth it, as all women are the same ultimately; some are just slightly less annoying and dumb than others

I felt this in my soul.

 

[DMAN]

Never keep it on your phone, that's just waiting for it to end up on the internet.

This I don't get. Who deletes texts and all images/videos of someone after a breakup? At most I'll toss them to my Hidden apocalyptic spank bank.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This I don't get. Who deletes texts and all images/videos of someone after a breakup? At most I'll toss them to my Hidden apocalyptic spank bank.

I’ve never been one to save nudes of a chick after we stop talking. Why would you want a picture of you with an ex? That I don’t get at all.

 

[DMAN]

I’ve never been one to save nudes of a chick after we stop talking. Why would you want a picture of you with an ex? That I don’t get at all.

You don't "save" anything, it's shit that is already on your phone... What you mean is "I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN the type to delete nudes of a chick after we stop talking." Well look at you mister noble. Why don't you kneel before me so I can knight you for good behavior and then cum on your armor for good measure?

 

[Phish]

You don't "save" anything, it's shit that is already on your phone... What you mean is "I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN the type to delete nudes of a chick after we stop talking." Well look at you mister noble. Why don't you kneel before me so I can knight you for good behavior and then cum on your armor for good measure?