How much would you pay for a 1 hour Ade interview?

[PorqueDealer]

There was talk of portioning off some of the dark money for a journalism fund but it was spent on Chop Chee and giftcards.
When piggy pays off his balance we'll have enough shekels in the coffers to restart the program

 

[DMbA]

Put me down for $5,000

Are you taking out a loan?

 

[RobertMewler]

Could be for NPS or preferably Josiah or @SpaceEdge would do it. You have to be willing to use gofundme or patreon or something like that, otherwise don’t vote.

Serious replies only, I want her to know a realistic estimate of what she should expect. She would have to agree to answer questions about her time with Rick with almost nothing off the table besides intimate sexual details and stuff like that. I also wouldn’t expect her to talk about anything that happened in her life after the divorce and custody arrangements if she doesn’t want to. And the interviewer will be respectful of her and her family at all times.

I'd be happy to interview her; relax her with a warm, feminine energy.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I’d pay her enough so that she could give up the yard sale racket forever, but it has to be longer than 1 hour.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I'd be happy to interview her; relax her with a warm, feminine energy.

That would be great

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Put me down for $5,000

Very generous.

By the way if you guys choosing the last option aren’t stating your amount then I’m not going to have a good estimate.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I know she’s said she wants nothing to do with it but never forget

EVERYBODY HAS A PRICE

 

[TorqueWheeler]

$750,000 or a shoe box full of Chinese Tronsfarmer figures - Whichever she considers more valuable.

 

[Dog Eater]

About $2.50 at her house just outside of portage.

 

[Antwan2]

50

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

50

There’s a button for 50, sir

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Easily a few hundred, but she'd have to go into detail regarding the Lappening, the divorce, the child custody, and what an all-around faggot the Pig is.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Ford-Mus...Speeds-Rubber-Tires-LED-Lights-Pink/100589186

If Annabelle were a bit younger I'd say we buy this and send it to ade. Give it a lil vanity plate that says FATRICK

But seriously I'd do 50+ I think we should shoot for over the top with the payment. Not just to make it more sure she'll do it but also because the idea of doing something nice for her to spite Patrick is hilarious

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I'd toss in $50 to get some more pat content

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

If we make the offer and she doesn't respond, bring it to her hayseed husband's attention, I bet he'll slap her around until she agrees. That money will buy a lot of Bud Lites and maybe a new set of brake shoes for the ol' GMC 2500

 

[Juschippinyababe]

If Dan can get Moira Greyland on the show, I know we can get Ade through the proper channels or by buying up poor PCJ's shit. If we can get audio of annabelle shitting on Pat it would be one of our best gets

 

[Opesterino]

$20 for a fair interview - if she wants $50 then it needs to be a shoot, brother. I want all the details for 50, measurements and comparisons!

 

[Imager]

I'd be happy to interview her; relax her with a warm, feminine energy.

I hope you guys talk about your favorite recipes.

 

[Imager]

I hope you guys talk about your favorite recipes.

Come to think of it @RobertMewler , that would be a fantastic bit. Get Ade on and pay her from this board and only talk about knitting and recipes and garage sales.

 

[guest]

I'll trow in a coupla bucks. Literally. I don't need to hear some white trash cunt confirm that the first guy she let cum inside her was also some white trash hick waste of space. But the details could be funny. 500 max, if it really humiliates Fat.