How much would you have to get paid to lick someone's butthole?

[guest]

[BOC][/BOC]

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I’d eat @captain_kamala ’s pussy and asshole poorly

 

[Zombie247]

I read the title, and I'm instantly reminded. Of a space invader, bat shit crazy, big titted whore.

 

[Phish]

I knew this dude that use to pay hookers to lick THEIR asshole. He was fucked.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Depends. Sexy woman that just showered, or Joe Cumia after biking to the grocery store?

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I licked my girl's asshole this weekend and it's quite normal for me at this point, but like Barnes said, it depends on the girl and situation

 

[guest]

When you're really into someone you want to devour their whole body, butthole and all.

I'm not into getting my ass and feet licked, but I allow it knowing that they're getting off on it.

 

[captain_kamala]

I did it for free once. Never again.

 

[guest]

Depends on whose it is. 20 year old Norweigan girl, I'll do it for a Coke and a smile. Some dude? 8 figures.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I've eaten every girlfriends ass for free and I'll continue to do it. Stop being a bunch of faggots.

 

[UnPRePared]

This is why you always bring a sanitary wipe with you, folksh.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Depends on the asshole.

A Christina Ricci type in Black Snake Moan? All day
A Christina Ricci type in Monster? 2K

MM Schill? 10K
Norma Buster? ...probably

 

[Udders]

I've eaten every girlfriends ass for free and I'll continue to do it. Stop being a bunch of faggots.

This guys on point. Even if you may be squeamish about the idea, her moans will take care of that.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Where we at wit AOCs hairy asshole

 

[guest]

Always do it in the first week of knowing a girl. Then I hear farts or smell a dump and no longer have an interest.

 

[alkiefuck2]

lets change it up since we're all degenerates, would you let x* peg you, but afterwards you get to do whatever you want?
x* = hottest girl you can think of
i think i would, bye arse virginity

 

[Sputnik]

Nothing wrong with eating booty, just don’t catch the vapors.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I can't comment until I know who's ass I'm eating. Since about 20 I've eaten every girlfriend s ass.

 

[Brooke Shields]

That's where the poop comes from

all yall niggas are gay

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

That's where the poop comes from

all yall niggas are gay

Yo, right? I never understood that asshole licking nonsense. I'll pop a thumb in a hoe's butt just to fuck her up when I'm hittin it from the back, but then I'm right at the Purell on the low as soon as possible.

Also, fuck Astroglide while I'm at it. Had this bitch bring some out the other night when I was dickin her in the shower. Shit felt fan-fucking-tastic for sure, but it left my fucking shower slick like ice. It was a fucking death trap in there for days until the cleaning lady came. You know how awkward it is to tell a 60-something year old Spanish saint of a woman to scrub your shower floor extra good to get all the sex lube off of it?