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Ant has another heart attack and Joe uses this as an emergency get out of his contract clause at the next port.
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Plus he makes it sound like he was a major part in Ant’s career on radio. Anthony had to get up early and go in everyday and put on a show for years that people actually wanted to listen to - Joe of course thinks that’s the easy part because of guys like Ron Bennington who made doing a radio show look effortless.The fact that he's mindlessly reminiscing about "launching" Nana's career again means he's just about out of hope. He sees Nana jetting around with his beard, buying new houses and RC airplanes, and it's killing him, so he felt compelled to remind Nana about their old childhood pact. But Nana will never even see Joe's retarded FB posts, or his retarded tweets, and is never going to drop 10K on new dentures and Joe's cell phone bill. And as much as I loathe Nana, I can't blame him, as it must be extremely tiresome to constantly be reminded of that queer OJ parody song every time Joe fails to live his life like an adult.
"what's your conclusion on the Bermuda Twiangle?"Itd be funny if the ship entered the bermuda triangle and we just never heard from him ever again
I think the Cruise company should allow him in the casino the last night of his employment. He will lose all his pay and then some, plus the AT&T bill plus the $8,000 for new choppers. He has already lost money on this scheme, it would be nice it if bankrupted him. The best part is somebody probably moved in to his loose-change busking sport at the Port Jeff Ferry terminal and the local American legion halls are all booked up by now. No money, no job, no social security, no medicare, no insurance, no teeth. Since we already took his dignity, he really has nothing left to lose. I really need him to take one of the destitute boomer jobs at Walmart or some fast food outlet. Of course the minute he gets home he will blame Biden for all his woes.We knew it wouldn’t go well but so far we’ve seen he’s miserable in a tiny cabin, throat hurts, got in trouble for going into the casino after being told not to, his teeth fell out, and now the AT&T bill. Seriously, what more can go wrong? I could see next he breaks a string on his guitar and he didn’t pack extra strings. He’s still got over a month, right?
Any reasonable person would absolutely say “I’m proud to have been a small part of making that happen,” but not Joe. He was INTEGRAL and don’t you forget it! I’m guessing this is his way of letting his brother know he’s on the hook for his allowance no matter how much he lost in that Detroit casino.For some reason he posted this today, wonder if he got into a fight with his brother over begging for money
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Yeah you’re right Joe. That video boosted Ant to stardom. Stardom that ended 10 years ago coming on next month. Let that ship sail, and pray yours sinks.For some reason he posted this today, wonder if he got into a fight with his brother over begging for money
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Where's Joe going to get a Kalashnikov from though?
Nana has been paying Joe for close to 25 years now. Anthony may be a spineless cowardly faggot but I believe he has enough courage to tell Joe to “fuck off”. Ok not like that, but definitely more “Ahh Joe you know moneys tight and its been 25 years of me paying you! You’re making great money on this cruise! Just keep those Trump cards handy and they’ll rocket in price. But another check? AHAHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIT A CHECK! Aahahahahah uhhhhh…no”and his brother appears to have had enough of the gay "pact" he made with his fat, talentless brother. Joe will return home broken, and broke, to his shitty life, and he'll be even worse off than he was before.
Too clear. He’d call it the Barbuda Trangle
Too clear. He’d call it the Barbuda Trangle
If memory serves correct this is how he said it when he asked 'space brother' Neil DeGrasse Tyson on a da showToo clear. He’d call it the Barbuda Trangle
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