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How much worse can this cruise get for Joe?

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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We knew it wouldn’t go well but so far we’ve seen he’s miserable in a tiny cabin, throat hurts, got in trouble for going into the casino after being told not to, his teeth fell out, and now the AT&T bill. Seriously, what more can go wrong? I could see next he breaks a string on his guitar and he didn’t pack extra strings. He’s still got over a month, right?
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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For some reason he posted this today, wonder if he got into a fight with his brother over begging for money
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He slips on some wet stairs and shatters a hip. Has to play the rest of his gigs in a wheelchair. When he gets back to the States, his op is delayed for several months, and an even more sedentary than normal Joe finds his only joy in food. He balloons up to nearly 400 lbs and, thanks to his now frail skeleton, is never able to lose weight.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Noro virus outbreak and the ship gets quarantined in the North Sea.

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Ya, getting sick or getting a roommate were the big plot twists I was hoping for. Maybe a gout flair up. getting mugged while being a tourist would be a stretch. Busted for being drunk on the job might still be in the cards. Im sure there will be at least one more twist before his trip is over.
 

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He slips on some wet stairs and shatters a hip. Has to play the rest of his gigs in a wheelchair. When he gets back to the States, his op is delayed for several months, and an even more sedentary than normal Joe finds his only joy in food. He balloons up to nearly 400 lbs and, thanks to his now frail skeleton, is never able to lose weight.
"You are one sick mama. I like it"
 

Faggot Boqposter

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Ya, getting sick or getting a roommate were the big plot twists I was hoping for. Maybe a gout flair up. getting mugged while being a tourist would be a stretch. Busted for being drunk on the job might still be in the cards. Im sure there will be at least one more twist before his trip is over.
Even the idea of him trapped on a boat with a bunch of retirees shitting themselves is rib breaking. I think it might even be more fun if he doesn’t get sick and he’s ordered by the captain to play nurse maid and clean the bathrooms
 
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For some reason he posted this today, wonder if he got into a fight with his brother over begging for money
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It wasn't nearly as hilarious as he thought it was. OJ was never going to be "'letric shocked", and Nana was just doing Howard Stern's OJ voice anyhow. In fact, in hindsight, it was actually really gay. It seems pretty obvious that a broken, defeated Joe is getting all wistful and depressed about his worthless, ruined life, as this retarded cruise is the nail in the coffin of his "professional musician" dream. He's never going to even come close to "supporting himself" via his shitty guitar playing, and his brother appears to have had enough of the gay "pact" he made with his fat, talentless brother. Joe will return home broken, and broke, to his shitty life, and he'll be even worse off than he was before.
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

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It wasn't nearly as hilarious as he thought it was. OJ was never going to be "'letric shocked", and Nana was just doing Howard Stern's OJ voice anyhow. In fact, in hindsight, it was actually really gay. It seems pretty obvious that a broken, defeated Joe is getting all wistful and depressed about his worthless, ruined life, as this retarded cruise is the nail in the coffin of his "professional musician" dream. He's never going to even come close to "supporting himself" via his shitty guitar playing, and his brother appears to have had enough of the gay "pact" he made with his fat, talentless brother. Joe will return home broken, and broke, to his shitty life, and he'll be even worse off than he was before.
Maybe he’ll do dive off the boat, not sure Ant would care much if Joe died
 
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Maybe he’ll do dive off the boat, not sure Ant would care much if Joe died
The fact that he's mindlessly reminiscing about "launching" Nana's career again means he's just about out of hope. He sees Nana jetting around with his beard, buying new houses and RC airplanes, and it's killing him, so he felt compelled to remind Nana about their old childhood pact. But Nana will never even see Joe's retarded FB posts, or his retarded tweets, and is never going to drop 10K on new dentures and Joe's cell phone bill. And as much as I loathe Nana, I can't blame him, as it must be extremely tiresome to constantly be reminded of that queer OJ parody song every time Joe fails to live his life like an adult.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Have you ever seen the movie Sea Fever? It's like the movie Cabin Fever, but on the sea. It's an alright movie. Joe's already living a body horror with his teeth all shattering in his mouth at once. Fucking bugs are going to burst out his eyes next.

I'm guessing the next logical step would be for Joe to personally get the ship stranded somehow. I was just giggling at the thought of how Joe would act if the ship was sinking. "Fuck it. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die rich with poker winnings." He'd push his way through the chaotic crowd to the casino just to realize nobody's dealing or playing because everyone is scrambling to get off the ship and he's a fucking idiot for thinking there would be and wasting his last moments pursuing the easy way to make money he can't even use.
 
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Have you ever seen the movie Sea Fever? It's like the movie Cabin Fever, but on the sea. It's an alright movie. Joe's already living a body horror with his teeth all shattering in his mouth at once. Fucking bugs are going to burst out his eyes next.

I'm guessing the next logical step would be for Joe to personally get the ship stranded somehow. I was just giggling at the thought of how Joe would act if the ship was sinking. "Fuck it. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die rich with poker winnings." He'd push his way through the chaotic crowd to the casino just to realize nobody's dealing or playing because everyone is scrambling to get off the ship and he's a fucking idiot for thinking there would be and wasting his last moments pursuing the easy way to make money he can't even use.
The real horror will begin when he staggers home, and his kid and that sea hag have their hands out, while Joe's tattered pockets are full of cruise ship lint and nothing else.
 
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