How much trouble can you get in for pissing behind a building? (now with audio)

[Carl Winslow]

Had to take a the company vehicle out on a call this morning to the middle of fucking no where Washington state. Decided to stop and piss behind a volunteer fire station. Started pissing , really had to go, and looked up, there was a camera hidden in the the roof.

I have stopped here to piss before but never noticed a camera.

Ughhh, how fucked in I?

I sorta don’t care if I lose my job, but I hope they don’t call and make a huge deal.

Ughhhh

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Nigga no one is checking that camera

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

A VFW? I think that makes it a federal crime, so as a fucking fed you're A-OK

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I mean if we’re talking worst case, you could be on a list with Paul Weimer

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If anyone makes a big enough deal about that to get you in shit, they will rot in hell. The most beautiful thing about being a man is being able to piss wherever. If anyone actually checks the camera, they'll probably see you dropping a piss and laugh about it. Like "haha, fucking guy really had to pee."

 

[Carl Winslow]

I never noticed the camera before (or looked) so I’m worried they put it there to catch people pissing.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I never noticed the camera before (or looked) so I’m worried they put it there to catch people pissing.

You're going to be ok, Nigger Jim. You're going to be fine.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Nobody checks that stuff unless something happens. Even then, most places only keep 24 hours at a time or don't save anything at all. There's not some security guard at a command center watching the live feed all day. Pee freely and confidently, Nigger Jim.

 

[Stent]

Someone I knew doing that was seen by a cop. The cop made him take off his shirt and mop it up.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Someone I knew doing that was seen by a cop. The cop made him take off his shirt and mop it up.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Where Im at, if a cop/judge wanted to be a dick about it you can get a public indecency charge that puts on the same list as sex offenders.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Enjoy prison, stlaker.

 

[Cuphead]

At least you're not racist

 

[Carl Winslow]

If some one reports me I’ll blow my head off in front of their kid (s).

Be a nice fuck you to this life.

 

[guest]

If some one reports me I’ll blow my head off in front of their kid (s).

Be a nice fuck you to this life.

You're more of an emo than i am, Nigger Jim.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

East Side Dave got caught doing that, he is on some type sex offender list now

 

[THE D]

If some one reports me I’ll blow my head off in front of their kid (s).

Be a nice fuck you to this life.

"I don't really care about this job, I just don't want them to call and make a big deal out of it." ??????????????????

"I don't really care about this job but I will kill myself if I get in trouble for this." ???

 

[Treat Yourself]

Had to take a the company vehicle out on a call this morning to the middle of fucking no where Washington state. Decided to stop and piss behind a volunteer fire station. Started pissing , really had to go, and looked up, there was a camera hidden in the the roof.

I have stopped here to piss before but never noticed a camera.

Ughhh, how fucked in I?

I sorta don’t care if I lose my job, but I hope they don’t call and make a huge deal.

Ughhhh

How about not pissing in public like an animal? Really living up to your old namesake.

 

[Imager]

I think if they really want to motherfuck you, they can consider you a sex offender and you get put on the list.

So be sure to show up for work on time and with a great attitude.

 

[Cumiace]

claim religious freedom. 1 Samuel 25:22,1 Kings 16:11,Kings 9:8,1 Kings 21:21,1 Samuel 25:34