How much does @nobacon love christ?

[JebJoh]

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I haven't read it tbphwy

Nobody tell him how it ends.

 

[NoBacon]

You can read it and either;

1) Change your life and become saved and experience the complete transformation of the sacrifice of the creator of the universe for your salvation

Or

2) Just understand the most important book ever written in human history and not have cursory ignorant knowledge when arguing about it endlessly

Or

3) Act smug and intelligent even though you don’t understand what you’re talking about and potentially lose your soul to Hell.

 

[Steve Ramone]

You can read it and either;

1) Change your life and become saved and experience the complete transformation of the sacrifice of the creator of the universe for your salvation

Or

2) Just understand the most important book ever written in human history and not have cursory ignorant knowledge when arguing about it endlessly

Or

3) Act smug and intelligent even though you don’t understand what you’re talking about and potentially lose your soul to Hell.

I haven't read Mein Kampf either.

 

[NoBacon]

@JebJoh you know everybody can see right through you and know you don’t know what you’re talking about and haven’t spent the time to understand it?

You just offer hollow boasts about how actually you are the smartest guy in the room and you won’t explain why because we aren’t clever enough to appreciate it.

Which, even if that were true, you’d have demonstrated some substance at some point but you never have, once.

It’s embarrassing.

 

[JebJoh]

I haven't read Mein Kampf either.

If you have 2 bathrooms put one book in each and go back and forth during your shits. You’ll be telling us to go to mass in no time

 

[Steve Ramone]

Just reading about what god did to job. Seriously, he's a cunt.

 

[JebJoh]

@JebJoh you know everybody can see right through you and know you don’t know what you’re talking about and haven’t spent the time to understand it?

You just offer hollow boasts about how actually you are the smartest guy in the room and you won’t explain why because we aren’t clever enough to appreciate it.

Which, even if that were true, you’d have demonstrated some substance at some point but you never have, once.

It’s embarrassing.

You realize you’re a phony, so do we. Racist hate filled incel whose brain is so broken you need drugs and Jesus to keep from tossing yourself off a bridge. You’ll never raise that low iq of yours but you can go outside and see what’s out there.

 

[NoBacon]

When someone says they are “proficient in excel” ask them simple questions about when they used a vlookup, or when they use the today function how to format it from a serial number into a date.

You’ll find out immediately if they are bullshit. You can do this with @JebJoh on theology or vaccines or whatever it is he’s smug about. He doesn’t know anything.

 

[JebJoh]

Just reading about what god did to job. Seriously, he's a cunt.

That’s how the Jews and Roman’s tricked the mud people into eating their shit

 

[JebJoh]

When someone says they are “proficient in excel” ask them simple questions about when they used a vlookup, or when they use the today function how to format it from a serial number into a date.

You’ll find out immediately if they are bullshit. You can do this with @JebJoh on theology or vaccines or whatever it is he’s smug about. He doesn’t know anything.

Waaaaaahhhh people make fun of my sky daddy and imaginary friend. Just let me believe in 4th century mud people philosophy in peace.

 

[NoBacon]

Waaaaaahhhh people make fun of my sky daddy and imaginary friend. Just let me believe in 4th century mud people philosophy in peace.

I don’t mind one bit that people disagree with me or don’t believe. It’s just grating when they keep going on and on about it but the weight of their argument is nothing. I’m happy to talk about it for hours with anyone, but you are just screaming like a toddler saying NUHUH! SKY DADDY! but think you’re the informed one lol

 

[Steve Ramone]

Ok, so the flood. The bible explains gods reasons for that (he was angry at what humanity had become) so sometimes his motives aren't that complex. That seems like a very human response. How is killing everyone not the act of a petulant child? God is a kid with a magnifying glass and we're ants.

 

[JebJoh]

I don’t mind one bit that people disagree with me or don’t believe. It’s just grating when they keep going on and on about it but the weight of their argument is nothing. I’m happy to talk about it for hours with anyone, but you are just screaming like a toddler saying NUHUH! SKY DADDY! but think you’re the informed one lol

Yes you do. You are insane about it. You’re a good Christian just like hitler was.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Oh, Satan says job will lose his faith if I destroy his life and murder his 10 children? You're on! But it's ok, after I won the bet I gave him better kids, the old ones were retards anyway.

 

[JebJoh]

Oh, Satan says job will lose his faith if I destroy his life and murder his 10 children? You're on! But it's ok, after I won the bet I gave him better kids, the old ones were retards anyway.

Ohhhh those guys, always bustin balls. Just like a compound card game.

 

[NoBacon]

Oh, Satan says job will lose his faith if I destroy his life and murder his 10 children? You're on! But it's ok, after I won the bet I gave him better kids, the old ones were retards anyway.

Are you actually a teenager? I’m not doing a bit, genuinely curious

 

[Steve Ramone]

Are you actually a teenager? I’m not doing a bit, genuinely curious

I was in high school during 9/11. You're dodging me.

 

[Steve Ramone]

"Go to Pharaoh, for I have hardened his heart and the hearts of his officials so that I may perform these signs of mine among them that you may tell your children and grandchildren how I dealt harshly with the Egyptians and how I performed my signs among them, and that you may know that I am the LORD.”

OH, so god made the Pharaoh have a hardened heart and disobey so he could deliver 10 fucking plagues on him and his people to prove how powerful he is. This is not a vibe.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Nobacon: you should read the bible

Me: reads the stories I'm familiar with, they're fucked up.

Nobacon: what are you, 12?

 

[NoBacon]

You ignored what I said before and that’s cool, keep googling for verses to make fun off while refusing to actually trying to understand them and appreciate them in context.

Please epic pwn me by proving how Noah’s ark couldn’t have housed two of all the animals.