How much do you earn?

[Maybe even kiss you]

I live off of a monthly stipend based on a childhood pact between my successful younger brother and I.

Sounds pretty sweet. And I'm guessing part of that money is responsibly being put away into a savings account every month, to back up the pension you're about to receive for having worked a full time job the past few decades?

 

[1073waaf]

Sounds pretty sweet. And I'm guessing part of that money is responsibly being put away into a savings account every month, to back up the pension you're about to receive for having worked a full time job the past few decades?

Even better. I invested my savings into MAGA merchandise and Chinese replica guitars.

 

[The Real Dan Mullen]

More than people think I do but it doesn't bother me that yall think I am poor if it gets me gifts

For the last time you stupid bitch, those weren’t gifts they were contingent on butthole pictures.

 

[Petworth dude]

I’m a lobbyist and I do some freelance writing on the side. I bring in just over $97K a year.

 

[guest]

None of your business. You’re the taxman or something?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not enough, am I right folks? This guy gets it.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Earn? I prefer to swindle, grift, beg, and steal if it comes to that.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Let me ask you this. If you get a raise or a promotion, do you start looking down on your colleagues who didn't get it? Do you feel kind of jealous and left behind if a colleague gets promoted but you don't?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

You’re supposed to be earners!

 

[bumbum8]

No salary, only barter and trade labor and skills for meat, honey, milk, and eggs. Steal electricity from the sun and water from the ground and my internet from unsuspecting neighbors, the way the good Lord intended.

 

[Fat little piggy]

Let me ask you this. If you get a raise or a promotion, do you start looking down on your colleagues who didn't get it? Do you feel kind of jealous and left behind if a colleague gets promoted but you don't?

They forced me to take a promotion to a supervisor position with 12 people under me on my crew because I was the only one qualified even though I didn't want to tell people what to do. I basically just sit in my office watching YouTube for 12 hours a shift and let them run the shift. It turned the crew from the worst to the best in less than 3 months. I'm actually jealous of them because they love me as their boss while my bosses are fucking idiots. I have attempted to downgrade myself 4 times so far and no one will take my position. The only brightside is that this year I'll make a little over six figures. Sorry for the rant but I'm stuck watching mandatory supervisor training videos at the moment and it fucking sucks.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

They forced me to take a promotion to a supervisor position with 12 people under me on my crew because I was the only one qualified even though I didn't want to tell people what to do. I basically just sit in my office watching YouTube for 12 hours a shift and let them run the shift. It turned the crew from the worst to the best in less than 3 months. I'm actually jealous of them because they love me as their boss while my bosses are fucking idiots. I have attempted to downgrade myself 4 times so far and no one will take my position. The only brightside is that this year I'll make a little over six figures. Sorry for the rant but I'm stuck watching mandatory supervisor training videos at the moment and it fucking sucks.

Herd that. I also have sort of a supervisor position, which earns me an extra 3600 dollars a year. I'm not really comfortable telling people what to do, especially when it's someone who's been around a lot longer than I have. At the end of the day I know I'm smarter than everyone else though, so it's only fair.

I try to not call people idiots to their face, but rather say it diplomatically. "I would do it like this" instead of "Do this and that you fucking cunt retard".

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I turned down a 7000 dollar a year promotion about a year ago, because I didn't want to end up being asked to "Tell us a little about yourself" in a big Teams meeting in front of 20 IT system admins and managers. What if I lock up and say something idiotic?

Lately I've been thinking of applying again and having a few drinks before a meeting like that. Just enough to be able to introduce myself smoothly.

 

[guest]

I turned down a 7000 dollar a year promotion about a year ago, because I didn't want to end up being asked to "Tell us a little about yourself" in a big Teams meeting in front of 20 IT system admins and managers. What if I lock up and say something idiotic?

Lately I've been thinking of applying again and having a few drinks before a meeting like that. Just enough to be able to introduce myself smoothly.

Just write the shit down ahead of time

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Just write the shit down ahead of time

You mean like verbatim or just bullet points? Should I bring up this forum?

 

[guest]

You mean like verbatim or just bullet points? Should I bring up this forum?

I’ll usually go with bullet points so it doesn’t sound like a rehearsed speech. And of course you don’t want to ignore your cyberstalking activities. That’s sure to be a crowd pleaser.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I’ll usually go with bullet points so it doesn’t sound like a rehearsed speech. And of course you don’t want to ignore your cyberstalking activities. That’s sure to be a crown pleaser.

"...and I spend most of my spare time calling people niggers and trolling a fat sci-fi author".

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You mean like verbatim or just bullet points? Should I bring up this forum?

I’ll usually go with bullet points so it doesn’t sound like a rehearsed speech. And of course you don’t want to ignore your cyberstalking activities. That’s sure to be a crown pleaser.

You guys should swallow a bullet.

 

[guest]

^^ huh, no lucy pic/gif...glitch?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

^^ huh, no lucy pic/gif...glitch?