How many times have you been arrested?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Me? Once.

 

[johnnynoname]

what a scumbag

 

[johnnynoname]

sorry- I just typed what I said outloud after looking in the mirror

what's this thread about again

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

sorry- I just typed what I said outloud after looking in the mirror

what's this thread about again

You look like you’ve been accused of rape before.

 

[guest]

You look like you’ve been accused of rape before.

Where there's smoke, there's fire. Sorry Johnny.

 

[Jenna]

Never, I'm a good girl and a cop whisperer when I need to be. I talked my way out of a DUI back in high school but I wasn't drunk at all just super super high.

 

[johnnynoname]

I've never been arrested or arraigned for rape

 

[guest]

I've never been arrested or arraigned for rape

So, you got away with it?

 

[johnnynoname]

we were both drunk, and she never said no

but enough about how I lost my virginity

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

we were both drunk, and she never said no

but enough about how I lost my virginity

What was his name?

 

[johnnynoname]

I hate this thread

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

On topic: Never been arrested, probably should have been. I typed out a long story about a close call, but then I realized this isn't the "talk about the times you didn't get arrested" thread. Nice needless exposition, stupid.

 

[Carl Winslow]

0

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

So, you got away with it?

Fawkin buried. Patreeky is bringing the funny tuh-day! Where you going to be this weekend? Stress Factory?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

On topic: Never been arrested, probably should have been. I typed out a long story about a close call, but then I realized this isn't the "talk about the times you didn't get arrested" thread. Nice needless exposition, stupid.

You can still post it. No management, no rules, MY SHOW!

 

[guest]

Fawkin buried. Patreeky is bringing the funny tuh-day! Where you going to be this weekend? Stress Factory?

Here's the thing, I always kill on stage! Tickets surprisingly still available.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You can still post it. No management, no rules, MY SHOW!

Okay, here's the time I almost got sent to prison:
~2004(?) going camping with friends. One of them decides to steal two pistols from his grandpa for the trip: a .38 snubby and a Browning Hi-Power. We get to the spot, set up tents and start getting wasted. Old codger who lives nearby comes along and warns us about mountain lions. Night falls, and that old faggot's scare tactics worked on us. The guy keeps the revolver on him and gives me the 9mm.
Then the cops show up. I guess that ornery old bastard called them and reported kids getting drunk in the woods, so we're all questioned and they confiscate our liquor and weed and leave. I was strunk off my ass talking to a cop with a loaded 9mm stuffed into my belt, barely covered by the bottom of my jacket. I nearly shot a housecat later that night. Good times.

 

[johnnynoname]

Okay, here's the time I almost got sent to prison:
~2004(?) going camping with friends. One of them decides to steal two pistols from his grandpa for the trip: a .38 snubby and a Browning Hi-Power. We get to the spot, set up tents and start getting wasted. Old codger who lives nearby comes along and warns us about mountain lions. Night falls, and that old faggot's scare tactics worked on us. The guy keeps the revolver on him and gives me the 9mm.
Then the cops show up. I guess that ornery old bastard called them and reported kids getting drunk in the woods, so we're all questioned and they confiscate our liquor and weed and leave. I was strunk off my ass talking to a cop with a loaded 9mm stuffed into my belt, barely covered by the bottom of my jacket. I nearly shot a housecat later that night. Good times.

ah just boys being boys, and causing mischief....

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Despite being white, I've got 8 arrests under my belt

 

[guest]

7. Never done time. Pled I think twice.
No, 9. Forgot a few. Still no time.
fuck. 10.

It get's hard to remember when it's all the result of drunken hijinks and when it's the norm.

Also when you're not really doing worse than the people around you . . .