How many times can Pat get swaTTed before it stops being funny?

['THE NIGGER MAN']

The police call that corresponds with the time, was listed as a “domestic dispute”.

Maybe he was yelling at the pepperoni-american neighbor that Susan was not a V-6?

 

[guest]

Since he has never been swatted, I'm not sure how funny it'll be. That said, any event that leads to him losing his guns would be PFG. Wouldn't hate an involuntary commitment either.

 

[BudDickman]

He's also said that the most recent call was not made using his cell or home phone number.

Which is odd, because the cops don't usually hand out info on informants to randos. How do you know that, Pat? Is it going to by you again, like on those voicemails?

If you're talking about his reply to that guy on Twitter, I noticed that too. I think that guy was asking if they spoofed his number, and Pat said no. How the fuck would he know if they spoofed his number?

Maybe Pat is stupid and thought the guy was asking if they literally used his phone. But I think Pat used one of the second number apps to try to incriminate everyone who uses them to text him.

 

[RobertMewler]

@1997 Toyota Tacoma - Comment?

He hasn't been seen since Tuesday when he said he did it: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/directly-from-kf-1997toyotatacoma.19602/post-412088

Pretty sure he was just fucking with us but still..

 

[BudDickman]

I don't care as long as he keeps equating swatting with a police visit. Though I don't encourage the act of sending the police to his house for any reason, every reason so far has been absolutely hilarious: the Craigslist pepperoni bit (friendly fire), burning down Hooligans (speculation), and now his naked meltdown (self-inflicted?). He says 4th but he never gave the other example so I'm sure it was unrelated to us. Did you also know he is.. idk... FAT? (grimace face)

Maybe the third swatting is the backwards fence report.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Never had a SWAT team to his house so he's never been "SWATTed" but theoretically the joy is endless.

 

[guest]

I don't care as long as he keeps equating swatting with a police visit. Though I don't encourage the act of sending the police to his house for any reason, every reason so far has been absolutely hilarious: the Craigslist pepperoni bit (friendly fire), burning down Hooligans (speculation), and now his naked meltdown (self-inflicted?). He says 4th but he never gave the other example so I'm sure it was unrelated to us. Did you also know he is.. idk... FAT? (grimace face)

The first sentence says it all, Mr._Gilgore.

 

[guest]

Since he has never been swatted, I'm not sure how funny it'll be. That said, any event that leads to him losing his guns would be PFG. Wouldn't hate an involuntary commitment either.

Never been swatted or involuntarily committed, child. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[guest]

I think once or twice more then it will lose the magic.

He wasn’t swatted, you appropriately named username.

 

[guest]

Can we get a group of male strippers dressed as cops to show up at the hovel? I think patrick would appreciate it more than he'd admit.

 

[Stent]

He hasn't been seen since Tuesday when he said he did it: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/directly-from-kf-1997toyotatacoma.19602/post-412088

Pretty sure he was just fucking with us but still..

I keep hearing about this 1997 Toyota Tacoma guy being linked to crimes and even pedophilia. Now I see he's admitting it in the open. Disturbing stuff.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

need to hear the dispatch call

has anyone searched broadcastify? - it's an app/website which collates (& hopefully collects police dispatch audio)

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Can we get a group of male strippers dressed as cops to show up at the hovel? I think patrick would appreciate it more than he'd admit.

a black female stripper might yield more interesting results since he'll be forced to seethe but still bend the knee

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Ya know now you mention the "pepperoni visit". Pat sensationalized it and said they asked "where are the children?" but we found out they werent even there for that stupid prank. It was a domestic disturbance on the case number Pat personally gave Josiah. The fact pat lied so much about that visit shows he has no problem trying to manipulate actual police interaction to fit his narrative.

I have a feeling he is also embellishing saying " They said I killed my wife". It could still be a gunshot inquiry. He is such a liar that Id need to hear the dispatch call and or see the bodycam footage to find out the real reason they were there that night to see if that claim is actually true. I almost still think the negligent discharge of his gun inside the house might still be a possibility. Pat has always tried to paint himself as a tough guy that isnt rattled when the cops come knocking. He proved that by his tweet explanation vs. what we actually heard on the recording. I bet he lashed out at the cops during the "pepperoni visit" too. Hell I bet he flipped out at the city inspector that checked his fence.

I feel the same way. There are a lot of guesses being thrown around, but I wouldn't want to be a Tomlinson and confuse imagination with facts. That would be very fat of me

 

[guest]

Never had a SWAT team to his house so he's never been "SWATTed" but theoretically the joy is endless.

I'm guessing they don't send SWAT teams out to the Congolese ghetto Fat calls home unless it's a newsworthy event.

 

[N64 Cube]

The fellas at kiwi farms that have been doing it should find out

 

[Will Tate]

If you're talking about his reply to that guy on Twitter, I noticed that too. I think that guy was asking if they spoofed his number, and Pat said no. How the fuck would he know if they spoofed his number?

Maybe Pat is stupid and thought the guy was asking if they literally used his phone. But I think Pat used one of the second number apps to try to incriminate everyone who uses them to text him.

And it was a penlight.