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I think once or twice more then it will lose the magic.
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His position until recently was that he was swatted twice. I think he just tacked on #4 on a whim same way BroJoe did the number of his kids while screaming outside his brother's book signingI don't care as long as he keeps equating swatting with a police visit. Though I don't encourage the act of sending the police to his house for any reason, every reason so far has been absolutely hilarious: the Craigslist pepperoni bit (friendly fire), burning down Hooligans (speculation), and now his naked meltdown (self-inflicted?). He says 4th but he never gave the other example so I'm sure it was unrelated to us. Did you also know he is.. idk... FAT? (grimace face)
"Who you gonna believe? Political pundit with over 46 thousand twitter followers, who's been swatted... swatted FOUR times..." *points to female police officer* "or her?"His position until recently was that he was swatted twice. I think he just tacked on #4 on a whim same way BroJoe did the number of his kids while screaming outside his brother's book signing
Ya know now you mention the "pepperoni visit". Pat sensationalized it and said they asked "where are the children?" but we found out they werent even there for that stupid prank. It was a domestic disturbance on the case number Pat personally gave Josiah. The fact pat lied so much about that visit shows he has no problem trying to manipulate actual police interaction to fit his narrative.I don't care as long as he keeps equating swatting with a police visit. Though I don't encourage the act of sending the police to his house for any reason, every reason so far has been absolutely hilarious: the Craigslist pepperoni bit (friendly fire), burning down Hooligans (speculation), and now his naked meltdown (self-inflicted?). He says 4th but he never gave the other example so I'm sure it was unrelated to us. Did you also know he is.. idk... FAT? (grimace face)
VETERAN and fa..fa..FATHER of FOUR!I think he just tacked on #4 on a whim same way BroJoe did the number of his kids while screaming outside his brother's book signing
VETERAN and fa..fa..FATHER of FOUR!
He's said previously that he lashed out and Nikki had to calm him down.I bet he lashed out at the cops during the "pepperoni visit" too.
And warranted!every reason so far has been absolutely hilarious
He said to Josiah that they used his email to create the Craigslist post, which is impossible because email verification is required to actually publish the post. He probably says that to rule out the possibility that some random person made the call to police, because he got it taken down so quickly.
The police call that corresponds with the time, was listed as a “domestic dispute”.He said to Josiah that they used his email to create the Craigslist post, which is impossible because email verification is required to actually publish the post. He probably says that to rule out the possibility that some random person made the call to police, because he got it taken down so quickly.
I keep hearing that the police weren't even there because of the pepperoni, but a domestic disturbance. I don't know what that means. Was he yelling about the pepperoni bit so loudly that one of his neighbors called the police? Did he call the police himself to report the pepperoni post?
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