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How many times can Pat get swaTTed before it stops being funny?

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I don't care as long as he keeps equating swatting with a police visit. Though I don't encourage the act of sending the police to his house for any reason, every reason so far has been absolutely hilarious: the Craigslist pepperoni bit (friendly fire), burning down Hooligans (speculation), and now his naked meltdown (self-inflicted?). He says 4th but he never gave the other example so I'm sure it was unrelated to us. Did you also know he is.. idk... FAT? (grimace face)
 
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I don't care as long as he keeps equating swatting with a police visit. Though I don't encourage the act of sending the police to his house for any reason, every reason so far has been absolutely hilarious: the Craigslist pepperoni bit (friendly fire), burning down Hooligans (speculation), and now his naked meltdown (self-inflicted?). He says 4th but he never gave the other example so I'm sure it was unrelated to us. Did you also know he is.. idk... FAT? (grimace face)
His position until recently was that he was swatted twice. I think he just tacked on #4 on a whim same way BroJoe did the number of his kids while screaming outside his brother's book signing
 
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His position until recently was that he was swatted twice. I think he just tacked on #4 on a whim same way BroJoe did the number of his kids while screaming outside his brother's book signing
"Who you gonna believe? Political pundit with over 46 thousand twitter followers, who's been swatted... swatted FOUR times..." *points to female police officer* "or her?"
 
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I don't care as long as he keeps equating swatting with a police visit. Though I don't encourage the act of sending the police to his house for any reason, every reason so far has been absolutely hilarious: the Craigslist pepperoni bit (friendly fire), burning down Hooligans (speculation), and now his naked meltdown (self-inflicted?). He says 4th but he never gave the other example so I'm sure it was unrelated to us. Did you also know he is.. idk... FAT? (grimace face)
Ya know now you mention the "pepperoni visit". Pat sensationalized it and said they asked "where are the children?" but we found out they werent even there for that stupid prank. It was a domestic disturbance on the case number Pat personally gave Josiah. The fact pat lied so much about that visit shows he has no problem trying to manipulate actual police interaction to fit his narrative.

I have a feeling he is also embellishing saying " They said I killed my wife". It could still be a gunshot inquiry. He is such a liar that Id need to hear the dispatch call and or see the bodycam footage to find out the real reason they were there that night to see if that claim is actually true. I almost still think the negligent discharge of his gun inside the house might still be a possibility. Pat has always tried to paint himself as a tough guy that isnt rattled when the cops come knocking. He proved that by his tweet explanation vs. what we actually heard on the recording. I bet he lashed out at the cops during the "pepperoni visit" too. Hell I bet he flipped out at the city inspector that checked his fence.
 

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VETERAN and fa..fa..FATHER of FOUR!
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He said to Josiah that they used his email to create the Craigslist post, which is impossible because email verification is required to actually publish the post. He probably says that to rule out the possibility that some random person made the call to police, because he got it taken down so quickly.

I keep hearing that the police weren't even there because of the pepperoni, but a domestic disturbance. I don't know what that means. Was he yelling about the pepperoni bit so loudly that one of his neighbors called the police? Did he call the police himself to report the pepperoni post?
 

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He said to Josiah that they used his email to create the Craigslist post, which is impossible because email verification is required to actually publish the post. He probably says that to rule out the possibility that some random person made the call to police, because he got it taken down so quickly.

He's also said that the most recent call was not made using his cell or home phone number.

Which is odd, because the cops don't usually hand out info on informants to randos. How do you know that, Pat? Is it going to be you again, like on those voicemails?
 
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He said to Josiah that they used his email to create the Craigslist post, which is impossible because email verification is required to actually publish the post. He probably says that to rule out the possibility that some random person made the call to police, because he got it taken down so quickly.

I keep hearing that the police weren't even there because of the pepperoni, but a domestic disturbance. I don't know what that means. Was he yelling about the pepperoni bit so loudly that one of his neighbors called the police? Did he call the police himself to report the pepperoni post?
The police call that corresponds with the time, was listed as a “domestic dispute”.
 
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