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How many of you guys are potheads?

Turry Precision ™®©

The Natural Man, scourge of mutts and mongrels
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I take a hit from a vape here and there. Most people would never guess that I smoke or when I'm buzzed. Shit keeps me awake, though - I actually just woke up from a nap because I drank a cup of black tea and it put my ass out.

Turry's brain is all wired in backwards
 
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I still like smoking bud. Four, five, six good rips and I'm good. Almost always at home, occasionally on my lunch break at work if it's slow and I'm alone. I hate being baked in public, and I can't enjoy it if I have any important or necessary tasks to finish. I was vaping for a while, as I dug the convenience, but those super-potent concentrates sometimes give me those "bad trip" psychedelic introspective breakdowns, which are gay and undesirable.
 
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Like the Brothaman I take a little baby hit, fawkin' baby hit.

Shit's too strong these days and I have too much to do to be "stoned", so I have a little one-hitter pipe and on an odd Friday or Saturday night I'll take a hit and then crack some beers. I prefer it over the gummy shit that's everywhere now.
 

Build Black Better

Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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Since @Rutherford_b_Blaze is MIA (probably getting baked 24/7 with his favorite big booty latina)...

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Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
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related: I'm literally just coming off a bad (smh) experience from a fucking tincture last night
I was down with another kind of tincture at one time. Tincture Of Opium. Had a bottle prescribed to me once. Was excited to try it. After all, who the fuck ever has Tincture Of Opium?! Never ran across it again in the wild. Looked it up and found out it's old school Wild West Deadwood shit. I'd put 4X the allotted amount I was supposed to in a glass of chocolate milk at the top (but NEVER stir it in otherwise the entire glass tastes like dog shit) just the first couple of gulps was horrid... After that you got chocolate milk to wash the vile aftertaste away. Great, peaceful, all is right with the world high. Funster nodster shit while it lasted.

When I went back a month later to get another bottle he sneakily wrote the script out for the child version which only had the equivalent of one adult dose in the entire bottle. I called his office and told him I think he mixed up the script, this is a child prescription! He actually got on the phone and asked what's the issue? "This isn't gonna do shit for me, doc! This is a child's prescription!" He coldly replied "...and?"
Then it hit me he had done it intentionally as a way to say don't come back looking for anymore. This is it.

Turns out months later I read he ended up getting his medical license pulled for some illegal nefarious shit down the line... Maybe over prescribing narcotics or something the medical board couldn't overlook.

Opium tincture was fun for the couple weeks it lasted.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bon but not forgotten❤️
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I was down with another kind of tincture at one time. Tincture Of Opium. Had a bottle prescribed to me once. Was excited to try it. After all, who the fuck ever has Tincture Of Opium?! Never ran across it again in the wild. Looked it up and found out it's old school Wild West Deadwood shit. I'd put 4X the allotted amount I was supposed to in a glass of chocolate milk at the top (but NEVER stir it in otherwise the entire glass tastes like dog shit) just the first couple of gulps was horrid... After that you got chocolate milk to wash the vile aftertaste away. Great, peaceful, all is right with the world high. Funster nodster shit while it lasted.

When I went back a month later to get another bottle he sneakily wrote the script out for the child version which only had the equivalent of one adult dose in the entire bottle. I called his office and told him I think he mixed up the script, this is a child prescription! He actually got on the phone and asked what's the issue? "This isn't gonna do shit for me, doc! This is a child's prescription!" He coldly replied "...and?"
Then it hit me he had done it intentionally as a way to say don't come back looking for anymore. This is it.

Turns out months later I read he ended up getting his medical license pulled for some illegal nefarious shit down the line... Maybe over prescribing narcotics or something the medical board couldn't overlook.

Opium tincture was fun for the couple weeks it lasted.
Anyone else remember the codeine lollipops? 2011 was a different time.
 
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Hey dorks-
It’s not the strong weed making you freak out like a bitch, it’s you.
What makes you paranoid?
Theyre gonna know im high.. oh noes..

If youre paranoid it means you have underlying shit you’re pushing deep down and the weed is bringing it up.
Which is why you prefer the road sodas, it numbs those insecurities
Nobody that has their shit together and likes where they’re at in life gets paranoid when they smoke.
It seems stronger now because you have adult problems to deal with and think about mortality.
As a teen smoking you didnt give a fuck and just got stoned.
Just ask my vato artie. :whistle:
 
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bon but not forgotten❤️
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Hey dorks-
It’s not the strong weed making you freak out like a bitch, it’s you.
What makes you paranoid?
Theyre gonna know im high.. oh noes..

If youre paranoid it means you have underlying shit you’re pushing deep down and the weed is bringing it up.
Which is why you prefer the road sodas, it numbs those insecurities
Nobody that has their shit together and likes where they’re at in life gets paranoid when they smoke.
It seems stronger now because you have adult problems to deal with and think about mortality.
As a teen smoking you didnt give a fuck and just got stoned.
Just ask my vato artie. :whistle:
This guy really tells it like it is. No nonsense type fella. His flair even says so.
 
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