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How many of you actually think you’ll retire?

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I don’t even know why anyone would need them. Even in chronic pain I wouldn’t want to become a heroin addict to ease it.

I mean I know the answer is that it’s legal drug dealing and a hugely lucrative industry to create addicts, and that people become addicts because it feels good.

But metaphorically I don’t get it.
I dont think theres really an issue with taking them if you have a constant steady supply that you take as needed and a doctor thats willing to responsibly up your dose, again as needed. 99% of the issues with opiates comes from either not having them or taking them when you dont actually need them.
 
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Retirement? LOL.
see how your grandparents live? senile, telling old stories, obsessed with the local news and weather.
You can't avoid it, that's what everyone becomes over 70.

I'll keep living like a nigger:
sports betting, getting daily food delivery, eating out hookers and tinder thots, etc.
If you don't have a wife and kids you have to spend your income on, life is pretty damn cheap if your credit is over 720.
not even kidding ill just OD on fentanyl in 30-40 years if I hit the wall.
retirement is all ego.
nobody wants to be "that guy" in the family that didn't have his shit together, IE member of some condo board, with the ugly wrinkly ball and chain, brunch and golf on sundays, cruise 2x a year.

my grandpas uncle was that wildcard, had like11 bastards across 4 countries, never married, died at 57 from pancreatic cancer. chad.
everyone speaks very fondly of him though his brothers were doctors and a professor, they passed like anyone else.
forgotten, just the occasional picture of them every other christmas gathering
I know which way is PFG.:cool:
 

smashthafunk

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I meant to post in Off-Topic
What an odd thing to post in literary criticism.
I always thought a story like that would make a good movie.

1. Successful yet depressed guy wants to kill himself.

2. Decides to blow $500,000 on gambling, whores, and cocaine in Vegas... then kill himself.

3. Makes $10 million in a few months. Gives his money away to down-on-luck whores he befriended along the way.

4. Feels better about himself.

5. Devotes life to charity.
Basically Leaving Las Vegas with an upbeat ending
 

AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
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I don’t even know why anyone would need them. Even in chronic pain I wouldn’t want to become a heroin addict to ease it.

I mean I know the answer is that it’s legal drug dealing and a hugely lucrative industry to create addicts, and that people become addicts because it feels good.

But metaphorically I don’t get it.
Heroin?!! But it's from a DOCTOR. I NEED these because they are MEDICINE.

That's how it happens. Or at least used to happen.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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I dont think theres really an issue with taking them if you have a constant steady supply that you take as needed and a doctor thats willing to responsibly up your dose, again as needed. 99% of the issues with opiates comes from either not having them or taking them when you dont actually need them.

That’s fair.

I just get freaked out by them, but I do take antidepressants every day so I’m really no different.
 

The Fuchitive

Still alive as of January 2024
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Bam is a hood nigga. She’s currently surviving while street walking, she’s been raped before and guaranteed she’s been beaten blue several times. She’s a hard ass bitch, not to mention her mental illness gives her retard strength.

Now, Mew has been trained at quantico and knows her family’s style of king fu but she’s really softened up since then. She’s never had to struggle a day in her life. Also, she’s so simple minded that a few memes on /pol/ convinced her to move to a shitty shack in the forest.

This is an easy win for Bam every time.
 
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