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How many lifetime ducks is acceptable for a woman?

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holy shit you werent kidding

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The Death of CQ_1, July 2023 (Colorized)
 

EraGodless

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I used to work at a tourist trap that had wild ducks and feral peacocks. Ducks are extremely randy bastards, every day I'd see gals running across the lawn with a dozen or more rape-happy fellas in tow. Brutal duck gangbangs in front of Japanese tour groups, school trips, Cub Scout troops, even Mennonites on holiday. To a person, they laughed.
Peacocks are fawkin annoying. Motherfuckers do not shut the fuck up.
 
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