How many lifetime ducks is acceptable for a woman?

[Carl Winslow]

I say 0

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I once tried to give a duck to my high school sweetheart, but the fucker kept biting me, and I ended up dropping it when the park ranger started chasing me with a throbbing erection.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I don't give a duck.

 

[johnnynoname]

HOMERUN, CARL WINSLOW

 

[guest]

Tf is up with your decline in grammar/spelling? New phone don't have autocorrect or something?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

oof

 

[Carl Winslow]

1 blocked message

 

[chocolatehellhole]

1 blocked message

You are the perfect representation of the current pussification of our military. You are pathetic.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

As many as she wants, ducks are awesome. Geese can fuck off

 

[Sue Lightning]

You are the perfect representation of the current pussification of our military. You are pathetic.

2 blocked messages. Face.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

2 blocked messages. Face.

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[Meownaw]

I miss when Stent was a duck.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You are the perfect representation of the current pussification of our military. You are pathetic.

It's pathetic that people like him can join, all because of the don't ask, don't tell policy.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I miss when Stent was a duck.

I'm glad he gave up the bit 2 days after I called him out on it https://pfgforums.com/threads/stents-quack-bit.35132/

 

[guest]

What was up with the quack bit? It was such an L

 

[Dog Eater]

At the end of the breeding season young male ducks who have failed to find a mate will isolate a female and peck her until she’s exhausted and cannot move then gang rape her.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

At the end of the breeding season young male ducks who have failed to find a mate will isolate a female and peck her until she’s exhausted and cannot move then gang rape her.

Duckerford_b_Blaze

 

[guest]

At the end of the breeding season young male ducks who have failed to find a mate will isolate a female and peck her until she’s exhausted and cannot move then gang rape her.

holy shit you werent kidding

 

[Jenna]

Why are the Chinese allowed to make delicious Peking Duck but no other culture has it anywhere on their menu? Also why is Peking Duck so expensive on uber eats? $60 before fees no wonder China has so much money.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

At the end of the breeding season young male ducks who have failed to find a mate will isolate a female and peck her until she’s exhausted and cannot move then gang rape her.

holy shit you werent kidding

I used to work at a tourist trap that had wild ducks and feral peacocks. Ducks are extremely randy bastards, every day I'd see gals running across the lawn with a dozen or more rape-happy fellas in tow. Brutal duck gangbangs in front of Japanese tour groups, school trips, Cub Scout troops, even Mennonites on holiday. To a person, they laughed.