How many actual friends does Patrick have?

[TorqueWheeler]

Rakdaddy? That other faggot from the dungeons and dragons nights?

These two faggots are his only real friends. Perhaps serial rapist Kelly Lee Williams as well.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

These two faggots are his only real friends. Perhaps serial rapist Kelly Lee Williams as well.

We’re forgetting his great friend Jackson jones

 

[EraGodless]

He's married and his parents/brother are still alive abd he has in-laws, yet he spends Thanksgiving and Christmas by himself. For Christmas a few years ago, he cooked a Beef Wellington for himself. His wife is a vegan, so he knew he would be eating alone.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Reminder: Pat claimed that not only did a Japanese WWII veteran apologize to him for the attack on Pearl Harbor, but that Patrick also became good friends with his grandson and they kept in touch for many years.

 

[CuntFucker]

How many actual friends do you have, stlaker? Your "friends" on this board don't count.

 

[Sputnik]

Pat has exactly as many friends as forum members online. How ya doing buddy?

 

[guest]

Zero

 

[guest]

Reminder: Pat claimed that not only did a Japanese WWII veteran apologize to him for the attack on Pearl Harbor, but that Patrick also became good friends with his grandson and they kept in touch for many years.

I wouldn’t befriend a slant but that first part seems pretty neat-o if you ask me. Apologize you fucking gooks.

 

[wbgreen]

He is too thinned skinned to handle the ball busting guys do to their friends. It’s a shame. Every group of fellas needs a fat, fun member, but Pat could never lower his ego enough to admit he is fat. And he has no idea how to be fun.

 

[Dog Eater]

Blappy is a description of the sounds his neck fat makes.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Paul Weimer and Ooga, for sure.

Ooga would never deign to be friends with a white, Pat to him is just another mark for his grift

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Blappy exists. There's plenty of photos of him. I don't think he's Pat's friend, though. I think he was just also there at the conventions they would go to. Even in that story where Pat said that the Canadian flag had an oak leaf on it--which Pat wrote--it sounded like Blappy hated him.

yea friends bust each other's balls but they don't get up in a guys face and yell at them like that, that would jut be over the top. Granted blappy sounds like a short autist goof who thinks that's what a cool guy does. before he became radioactive though he didn't even have many friends. He just considered anyone he knew casually as a friend, like people at conventions, bartenders, etc.

 

[Honoria]

Paul wasn't even following Pat back on BlueSky!

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Paul wasn't even following Pat back on BlueSky!

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He’s trying to be playful but really he is just bullying weak-willed Uncle Paul. I bet Paul had a flicker of rage emerge in his belly only to be extinguished by his overwhelming cowardice as he sighed and followed the fat fuck back.

Even Pat can’t help but bully that wimp.

 

[eggfella]

MM Shite counts as a friend whenever she’s able to rouse herself from a fatigue spell brought on from huffing cat shit and bean dip hangovers

 

[Clint Ruin]

Paul Weimer and Ooga, for sure.

Are they though? Or are they hanging onto him for the minor attention he gets?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I want to watch the man who kills your children kill your children.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Zero

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