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How long before big bro moves to South Carolina?

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Joe can't afford to stay here and can't afford to move. Has he even visited there yet? Nana won't pay because then the leech will be local and Nana is not exactly rolling in dough either. Joe gets in the house he will be like a tick. You will never get him out.
Sounds like he’s a prime candidate to take out a reverse mortgage.
 

bumbum8

It died on the vine
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Missy won't let the cow shuffle in on her spot. She'd have to give up her little gym area for all his cardboard guitars and amps and thick ass computer monitors. Not to mention he'd have to have the poker table set up.

It's funny imagining the two of them clamoring to "help" Nana for a piece of the remaining Cumia fortune. Poor Ant would see spaghetti sliding down the wall every single day.
 

RedHeadpw2

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Missy won't let the cow shuffle in on her spot. She'd have to give up her little gym area for all his cardboard guitars and amps and thick ass computer monitors. Not to mention he'd have to have the poker table set up.

It's funny imagining the two of them clamoring to "help" Nana for a piece of the remaining Cumia fortune. Poor Ant would see spaghetti sliding down the wall every single day.
I'm hoping that Fat Opie gets tired of parasite nigger Joe and punches him in the chest so hard that Joe's eyes pop out of their sockets.
 
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Tubby won't move down there unless he has no other option. Nana doesn't want him around, as he's made perfectly clear too many times to count, and surely his sister doesn't want him stinking up the couch. Plus, I doubt the cover band scene in Greenville is especially robust. He's too goober, even for Gooberland.
 

Ladynyahh

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Probably would take a huge loss if he tried to sell Compound East or whatever he calls that shitty townhouse. Or maybe it has something to do with Carol's payments that she gets for her late husband. Either way it likely has to do with money because Joe spent like a you know what and doesn't have more than a few thousand in savings. Cumias are not known for being smart with money.
 

RoTheHo69

if you ban me, you are gay.
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Probably would take a huge loss if he tried to sell Compound East or whatever he calls that shitty townhouse. Or maybe it has something to do with Carol's payments that she gets for her late husband. Either way it likely has to do with money because Joe spent like a you know what and doesn't have more than a few thousand in savings. Cumias are not known for being smart with money.
He takes a huge loss when he has to smell carol's decaying pussy.
 
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