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I don't eat at TGI Fridays, get my fruit from stands on the sides of Long Island highways or hang around in library car parks so I've missed out on the Joe Cumia Experience.
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FagAs a plastic shopping bag caught in an updraft I've actually been photographed at one.
Loved when that got brought to his attention. Moo was genuinely hurt by that
I actually have been, but not by choice. I was having dinner with some friends at a dockside restaurant on Long Island south shore a few years ago and Mr. Salty arms was playing his guitar and lowly warbling in front of his guitar case. I made a point of standing in front of him, taking all the change out of my pocket, taking the quarters out, and throwing all the dimes nickels and pennies in his case. Mercifully, he stopped playing shortly after the appetizers arrived so everyone could enjoy their entrees.
I saw Brother Joe on Hempstead Turnpike, he was getting into his fag Fiat. I was in a pizzeria getting a coke and a slice.
Nice car, stupid.what did you say to him?
Woah, Mr. Moneybags over here.My kid goest to Stony Brook, next time I head up there will be on the lookout for a show. I would even buy him a beer and throw him a $5 tip
I wish lolWoah, Mr. Moneybags over here.
You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.As a plastic shopping bag caught in an updraft I've actually been photographed at one.
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