How fat are you?

[guest]

How do these people live with themselves.

I ate a small pizza this weekend and for two days felt like I had a rock in my stomach

 

[RoTheHo69]

how do you like THAT fatrick?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

how do you like THAT fatrick?

Fat boy ain't got SHIT to say to Lenny, a proud LGBTQ ogre-of-color

 

[NoBacon]

it’s crazy to me so many people will take prescription pills which cause a load of side effects, to control diseases that they only have because they are lazy and fat.

just eat normally and work out you fat retards

 

[💩💩💩💩]

who brags about taking blood pressure medicine? That's not an accomplishment

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

who brags about taking blood pressure medicine? That's not an accomplishment

 

[RoTheHo69]

Fat boy ain't got SHIT to say to Lenny, a proud LGBTQ ogre-of-color

Fatrick is an insulant-resistant, meatloaf-addicted fat little freak.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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When compared to Pat, boy is Erock fat.
However I’d rather smell Erick’s chair cushion, than spend a minute within 5 feet of Piggy at a bar.

 

[FurBurger]

One time I got dizzy when I stood up too fast. It was after running four marathons in four days in four countries.

Pat’s excuse is that he lays under a blankie stuffing his face with fried slop all day.

Now imagine someone with "trains for half-marathons" under "hobbies" on their bio somehow having high blood pressure.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Now imagine someone with "trains for half-marathons" under "hobbies" on their bio somehow having high blood pressure.

He also recently claimed to have completed “several sprint triathlons”. For the uninitiated, sprint tris are:

1/2 mile swim
12 mile bike race
5 mile run

(There’s no official defined length so some are different lengths, but this is typical in my experience)

Can you imagine Piggytits ever completed one of these? He claimed “several”. Furthermore, if he did complete this feat, do you honestly believe there wouldn’t be a single photo anywhere on the internet? We know more about his toilet paper holder than this alleged triathlon career.

He’s a fucking liar and he cheated at a fun run. He’s also fat and married to the tackiest trash in the midwest. Niki could develop a meth habit and look more elegant than she does now. They’re lying, grifting garbage.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He also recently claimed to have completed “several sprint triathlons”. For the uninitiated, sprint tris are:

1/2 mile swim
12 mile bike race
5 mile run

(There’s no official defined length so some are different lengths, but this is typical in my experience)

Can you imagine Piggytits ever completed one of these? He claimed “several”. Furthermore, if he did complete this feat, do you honestly believe there wouldn’t be a single photo anywhere on the internet? We know more about his toilet paper holder than this alleged triathlon career.

He’s a fucking liar and he cheated at a fun run. He’s also fat and married to the tackiest trash in the midwest. Niki could develop a meth habit and look more elegant than she does now. They’re lying, grifting garbage.

That’s how he got away from Bernell’s murder scene so fast. The Sprint Triathlons were warm up exercise for killing Bernell.

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[The Shah of Iran]

 

[FurBurger]

Can you imagine Piggytits ever completed one of these?

Why imagine, when there's video!