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How far would you drive to get laid?

JamieConway

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I've had this conversation with friends before and it comes down to this: Energy expended vs Hotness of Girl.
Kate Upton I would attempt Everest for but then there's this ugly girl across the street who wants to blow me and I literally won't walk 50 feet to get some.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I've had this conversation with friends before and it comes down to this: Energy expended vs Hotness of Girl.
Kate Upton I would attempt Everest for but then there's this ugly girl across the street who wants to blow me and I literally won't walk 50 feet to get some.
You’d probably be too tired to fuck after hiking Everest.
 

bantadant

Fantastic Man
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Two hours round trip for one bone session is too far. If there was a possibility of sticking around for round two, or if the chick was actually cool enough to hang out with afterward then it would be worth it.
 
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I dated a girl who lived an hour and ten minutes away. I never bested that time, no matter how hard I tried. But it was worth it. Plus, there was the added advantage of no weeknight nagging re: "doing something", as it just wasn't practical or feasible. So it was mostly just sex on the weekends, which was nice.
 
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