How far would you drive to get laid?

[NoBacon]

Girl in question is quite hot (for what I can reasonably expect to get now I’m almost 35)

I don’t think I can be fucking bothered with a 1hr drive there and 1hr drive back, plus it’s like do I need to drive there, back, bang at my place and back again? Ugh.

Would you?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Make her watch "American Movie" after you cum so it's not a total waste of time

 

[NoBacon]

Make her watch "American Movie" after you cum so it's not a total waste of time

I don’t think I’ll bother, sex isn’t worth the hassle. I have no intention of making her a girlfriend or anything so I’ll just knock one out and ignore her.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I don’t think I’ll bother, sex isn’t worth the hassle. I have no intention of making her a girlfriend or anything so I’ll just knock one out and ignore her.

You should still watch 'American Movie' today though

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Let gassers fuck her instead

 

[NoBacon]

You should still watch 'American Movie' today though

Will do brotherman, never seen it before tbchwy

 

[NoBacon]

Let gassers fuck her instead

I’m still interested what others would do, how far would you drive for pussy?

I think 30 mins is the limit

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Will do brotherman, never seen it before tbchwy

Oh shit man, i think you're going to like it

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’d drive an hour plus, easy. Maybe even 2.

I’d just put on an old episode of the bbbboys and enjoy the ride.

 

[NoBacon]

I’d drive an hour plus, easy. Maybe even 2.

I’d just put on an old episode of the bbbboys and enjoy the ride.

I guess it depends where you live, if that travel is normal to socialise already, I live in a big city and an hour in traffic is pure aids.

 

[EraGodless]

If you go to her house and you ring the doorbell and she says she's in the shower or getting dressed, but you can come inside and help yourself to some cookies and sweet tea, run like a motherfucker. If you get tackled by a cop, just tell him- Two Words: Role Playing chat room, dude.

 

[NoBacon]

If you go to her house and you ring the doorbell and she says she's in the shower or getting dressed, but you can come inside and help yourself to some cookies and sweet tea, run like a motherfucker. If you get tackled by a cop, just tell him- Two Words: Role Playing chat room, dude.

 

[aRTie02150]

There are people who travel to other COUNTRIES to get pussy they found online.

Usually get scammed, but hilarious nonetheless when they actually visit the third world country.

 

[Bernard Murphy]

Girl in question is quite hot (for what I can reasonably expect to get now I’m almost 35)

I don’t think I can be fucking bothered with a 1hr drive there and 1hr drive back, plus it’s like do I need to drive there, back, bang at my place and back again? Ugh.

Would you?

I say do it if you like her for any reason other than sex. If she is just a Fleshlight, then spend the gas money on a Fleshlight. Even if you use it once, it's better value than making her think her pussy is worth it.

 

[NoBacon]

I say do it if you like her for any reason other than sex. If she is just a Fleshlight, then spend the gas money on a Fleshlight. Even if you use it once, it's better value than making her think her pussy is worth it.

I could spend the gas money on the new Zelda and have a better weekend, that’s just a fact.

I’m only considering it because she is very hot and I haven’t got laid in a year. I know it isn’t worth it, though. No girl is. I mean literally none.

Unless, like you said it’s for other reasons and not just sex.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I’m still interested what others would do, how far would you drive for pussy?

I think 30 mins is the limit

I would probably drive an hour and hate myself afterwards. Your pal Rutherford is not exactly swimming in pussy though so sex is a special event.

 

[Jenna]

I could spend the gas money on the new Zelda and have a better weekend, that’s just a fact.

I’m only considering it because she is very hot and I haven’t got laid in a year. I know it isn’t worth it, though. No girl is. I mean literally none.

Unless, like you said it’s for other reasons and not just sex.

If you haven't gotten laid in a year and she's very hot, make the drive. It's two hours round trip, that's not even a full episode of O&A. Plus the drive there you'll be looking forward to the sex, and the drive back you'll have post-sex glow.

 

[eggfeller]

i would walk to the driveway

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Why would I travel for 30 seconds of sex?

 

[NoBacon]

i would walk to the driveway

This is the way