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The monster wins IMO
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To add to this, it really depends on who gets caught or otherwise talks to the authorities first, Patrick or Jackie. They're both going to try saying the other person is the most culpable... Honestly and somewhat surprisingly as I think about it, Patrick putting it all on Jackie is the funniest outcome to me.
I've said this before but Vegas needs to start a betting pool for us, I wonder if there's a way to legally get one going...
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I've debated DM'ing Pat this because I don't want him to have my shit and I couldn't be arsed to make a fake email...
The floating equation I have when it comes to trolling is that, if you're the one being trolled, you need to ignore the trolls equal to or greater than the amount of time you were being trolled for. The point is that all trolling comes with central targets, and those targets, in turn, become central to the economy of the troll. You choke the supply of the economy (ignoring the trolls), and the trolls have no choice but to move on, since the resource dried up but the demand is still there.
Patrick may have to ignore the trolls for another 5 years, but it's entirely possible that his torment could end well before that, even with everything that's happened. I know he has NO self-discipline (I mean, look at him), but his life would be completely different if he just took this path, even with everything that's happened between the Forums and him.
The floating equation I have when it comes to trolling is that, if you're the one being trolled, you need to ignore the trolls equal to or greater than the amount of time you were being trolled for. The point is that all trolling comes with central targets, and those targets, in turn, become central to the economy of the troll. You choke the supply of the economy (ignoring the trolls), and the trolls have no choice but to move on, since the resource dried up but the demand is still there.
Patrick may have to ignore the trolls for another 5 years, but it's entirely possible that his torment could end well before that, even with everything that's happened. I know he has NO self-discipline (I mean, look at him), but his life would be completely different if he just took this path, even with everything that's happened between the Forums and him.
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Hope it gets a cool name, like Don't Fuck With Cats!!
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Tss that's one fawkin windmill I ain't gonna be chargin at or somethinn
fawkin cocksucka mothafucka
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Don HeWon'tPay
Don He'sSoGay
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This will end with Pat being arrested for swatting himself and the whole story will be turned into a huge hit Netflix docuseries called “Enjoy Prison”
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Pat gets a million dollars from the MPD, national attention makes tiny Tim in space a best seller. Pat uses the proceeds to drag quasi back into court, quasi closes the forums. Elon sells twitter to antifa and they give him the IP addresses of his toilet and HB. After being unmasked they flip on everyone to avoid having to enjoy prison for the rest of their lives. Pat laughs in court as everyone is sentenced to life and drives into the sunset in a 2024 mustang. Niki dies of herpes.
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I imagine Nikki spending her old age in a government nursing home all drugged up staring out the window like Uncle Jun
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"You used to have a SEO company that made no difference to the world at all"
"I did? Thats nice"
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I think he dun goofed by trying to sue the popo, they'll probably backtrace him now.
he's so pig-headed that he'll ignore legal advice & think he can explain to the judge how he was forced to self-swat because the police weren't taking his atalkers seriously. we've seen from his previous threat charges that he'll try admitting some things in an attempt to add credence to his partial denial.
I really think he's going to prison, & it's gonna be beautiful.
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November 4, 2024: the night before the election he gets his Twitter permanently suspended. The next day he gets arrested for swatting himself as FFWBT Trump wins. His daughter gets her report card back, straight A’s and her 2nd stepdad spits chewing tobacco juice into an empty Mountain Dew bottle.
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Pat does a vos roll.
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Agree but it won't take her more than a few minutes to flip and spill everything she knows. This is someone who got pregnant twice with men who were not her husband while married, and she ratted out numerous close friends in the GNAA for extremely minor cybercrimes to collect a $10k bounty. She is the least loyal slimeball on the planet. I will laugh my ass off when her life is destroyed and she is frantically squealing like a pig.
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Few ways:
1) Life is Over, Child
Pat either offs a presumed stlaker, or a kiwi farmer does something stupid to Pat, or the simulation has a random black in Milwaukee do him in.
2) New Laws
Pat's case goes on for several more years (all while getting increasingly odder) and the legacy media and government agencies use it as a poster-child (of stlaker childs) to enact new stringent anti-anonymity laws online.
3) Natural Causes
Pat dies at age 56 of a coronary. Funsters make a mockery of his funeral and obit. Nothing is ever quite as funny ever again.
4) Patrick Learns
The dumbest man on Earth realizes he's been living every real author's dream and he simply writes down the fucking story he's been living word for word, without any spin, flourish, or fat. The book is a best seller. He dedicates it "To My stlaker Childs" and they later make it into a hit miniseries.
5) A stlaker Child Makes It Big
Pat goes down as one of the world's great rubes.
6) All is Revealed
Pat has been in on the joke the whole time. He really likes his stalkers and a few in-the-know funsters work in cahoots with him for maximum laughs. They fund each other's cases, set up scenarios, roll out plot points steadily in a logical progression, and ritually live out the best entertainment online for an increasingly large audience's private benefit. Call him Kaiser Sogay.
7) The Impossible
Pat admits Norm was funny.
1) Life is Over, Child
Pat either offs a presumed stlaker, or a kiwi farmer does something stupid to Pat, or the simulation has a random black in Milwaukee do him in.
2) New Laws
Pat's case goes on for several more years (all while getting increasingly odder) and the legacy media and government agencies use it as a poster-child (of stlaker childs) to enact new stringent anti-anonymity laws online.
3) Natural Causes
Pat dies at age 56 of a coronary. Funsters make a mockery of his funeral and obit. Nothing is ever quite as funny ever again.
4) Patrick Learns
The dumbest man on Earth realizes he's been living every real author's dream and he simply writes down the fucking story he's been living word for word, without any spin, flourish, or fat. The book is a best seller. He dedicates it "To My stlaker Childs" and they later make it into a hit miniseries.
5) A stlaker Child Makes It Big
Pat goes down as one of the world's great rubes.
6) All is Revealed
Pat has been in on the joke the whole time. He really likes his stalkers and a few in-the-know funsters work in cahoots with him for maximum laughs. They fund each other's cases, set up scenarios, roll out plot points steadily in a logical progression, and ritually live out the best entertainment online for an increasingly large audience's private benefit. Call him Kaiser Sogay.
7) The Impossible
Pat admits Norm was funny.
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Kind of like the end of There Will be Blood. Sub Nikki in for Paul Dano, and instead of a bowling pin he'll use a lightsaber toy. "I'm finisssssssshed, child"
