How do we feel about writing poems for your lady?

[Riccardo Bosi]

Dearest Rebecca,
Sucker of muh peckah

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Someone once told me
Feeling in loves a game
I want you, to hold me, you never feel the same
It doesn't matter, it ended before the start
It took you to scatter, the pieces of my broken heart

Endless days turn into, sleepless nights
I'd give you anything
I tell you baby it ain't right

Feeling rejected, sought you the way I feel
You're over protected, yes it's quite obvious
Just give it something, something to help me through
The bad times, they're one thing
I've always needed you

Endless days turn into, sleepless nights
I'd give you anything
I tell you baby it ain't right

I only hope and pray that you will see
I'm alone without you girl
Come on baby stay with me

Oh Dara, I never had the chance
Send your love my way, I'm sure we have a fine romance
Oh Dara, I know it's for real
Spend some time with me, so you could see just how I feel
Yeah

Time is a healer, don't let it get you down
Fate is the dealer, others will come around
I keep on sayin', soon I'll be over you
But then I keep prayin', prayin' that you want me too

Endless days turn into, sleepless nights
I'd give you anything
I tell you baby it ain't right

I only hope and pray that, you will see
I'm alone without you girl
Come on baby stay with me

Oh Dara, I never had the chance
Send your love my way, I'm sure we have a fine romance
Oh Dara, I know it's for real
Spend some time with me, so you could see just how I feel

Oh Dara, I never had the chance
Send your love my way, I'm sure we have a fine romance
Oh Dara, I know it's for real (I know it's for real)
Spend some time with me, so you could see just how I feel

Oh Dara, I never had the chance. (Never had a chance)
Send your love my way, I'm sure we have a fine romance
Oh Dara, I know it's for real (I know it's for real)
Spend some time with me, so you could see just how I feel

 

[guest]

Dearest Rebecca,
Sucker of muh peckah

Romance isn’t dead..

 

[Uncle Floyd]

In fairnethth, we can't jutht thpectate and that'th what latht night wath. we can free form much better than be athked for thuththinct commentth. we're the color(ed) commentatorth not the play by play guyth even with friendth. we have to agree with what you thaid becauthe honethtly we're good at relating thtorieth and we can do a punch line, but having 4 people on thtartth getting too NPR round table. None of that latht night was what wath intended, the guy died it changed the thubject. Either or the podcatht ith funny when whoever ith on relateth back to forum ththenaniganth and we dithagree that the Hildy guy ithn't funny, he'th a literal goldmine that we jutht need a key to unlock. Either way we jutht come here to laugh and we're not hythterical anymore with all the infighting

If we can't put up with hearing his voice, what makes you think we want to read it?

 

[Stent]

My fiancée would love this thread!

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

If we can't put up with hearing his voice, what makes you think we want to read it?

Point taken, no more Boomiapothting guyth. I don't even know who that guy ith and he hath nothing to do with Opie and Anthony

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Oi Slag,
It was when you asked to bum a fag
i knew youd be the one ta drain my bag.
Now your up the duff, an its a drag!!!

Oi Oi Oi

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Oi Slag,
It was when you asked to bum a fag
i knew youd be the one ta drain my bag.
Now your up the duff, an its a drag!!!

Oi Oi Oi

How do ya figure
you an me both couldnt be any bigga
went fru hillary, went fru McCain
but in 2008, we voted in a

WHOA WHOA WHOOOOA

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"Sir, don't do that"

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

His love for His Highness like honey...

 

[FatPatsBaps]

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I gave my love a cherry that has no stone
I gave my love a chicken that has no bone
I gave my love a ring that has no end
I gave my love a baby with no cryen

How can there be a cherry that has no stone?
How can there be a chicken that has no bone?
How can there be a ring that has no end?
How can there be a baby with no cryen?

A cherry, when it's blooming, it has no stone
A chicken when it's pipping, it has no bone
A ring when it's rolling, it has no end
A baby when it's sleeping, has no cryen

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Roses are red
I grew you a patch
Now pull out those tits
And show me your snatch

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Roses are red
I grew you a patch
Now pull out those tits
And show me your snatch