How big is the fattest person you’ve ever known on a personal level?

[johnnynoname]

OP,

the title of this thread is hilarious

it's rib worthy

 

[guest]

This girl I went to school with and also share a birthday with. She was really sexy, too. Big fawkin tits. Now she's enormous. And she doesn't even have kids as an excuse.

I just saw pictures she posted yesterday at a wedding. She artfully tried to conceal her body in most pictures, but there's one of her in her bridesmaid's dress that was brooooodal. The tits are still massive, but they're nearly at her waist. For context, both of us will be turning all of 32 in a few weeks.

You have a big fat twin sister, Cubes?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

OP,

the title of this thread is hilarious

it's rib worthy

I didn’t want a thread of people just saying they saw a 450 lb guy at a Walmart or at Disney World.

 

[johnnynoname]

I didn’t want a thread of people just saying they saw a 450 lb guy at a Walmart or at Disney World.

the phrasing is very good

you must have jewish people you workshop shit with

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Patrick S Tomlinson

 

[fusciasomething]

So few things in life are within our control in this world. You can absolutely control your weight, calories in and calories out. Why would you not take control of one of the few things you can? This doesn't answer the question in the title but I legitimately hate fat people and consider them less then credible.

 

[johnnynoname]

You can absolutely control your weight,

this nigga

 

[Papa Goldendick]

I've seen a large woman cause a small couch to collapse under her weight. Another time the same woman was laying on her side, watching Firefly, and let out a huge "BRAAAAAP" fart and nobody in the room acknowledged it.

Still tickles my ribs to this day

 

[not that Jack Horner]

A guy I knew was about 300lbs. I told him we see going to be at his funeral Infront of everyone one day back when I genuinely didn't have a filter.

He's not dead. I was wrong.

you probably feel like an idiot right now

 

[fusciasomething]

this nigga

I take it you disagree being one of the contrarian dicks here?

 

[johnnynoname]

I take it you disagree being one of the contrarian dicks here?

settledown, 6 months too late take

 

[fusciasomething]

settledown, 6 months too late take

I do get riled up about fat people so you got me with your first "word", I think.

 

[johnnynoname]

I do get riled up about fat people so you got me with your first "word", I think.

I used to get riled up by fat people

and then I realized that these people somehow find a way to at least eat 10,000 calories a day

THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING AMAZING


like, that govenor in your stomach that tells you to "STOP"....that thing.......they say fuck you to that and just keep going

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The guy who ran my old fantasy football league had to have been 350, easy, and his wife was massive too. Haven't seen him in a while, though. My sister was five foot even and 205 pounds, which trust me, is pretty fucking fat. Everyone told her it'd eventually kill her, and it did. Dropped dead in the middle of the night at 41 years old.

 

[fusciasomething]

I used to get riled up by fat people

and then I realized that these people somehow find a way to at least eat 10,000 calories a day

THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING AMAZING


like, that govenor in your stomach that tells you to "STOP"....that thing.......they say fuck you to that and just keep going

If we argue too much fat people win. On a separate note, bring back the shit eating grin Joe Gatto pfp at some point

 

[johnnynoname]

If we argue too much fat people win. On a separate note, bring back the shit eating grin Joe Gatto pfp at some point

I don't bring it back until people admit he was about to be "me too'd" which is why he left

 

[DMAN]

I met Big Pun when he was like 600 lbs.

I recently wondered about the Big Pun / aRTie connection.... I love him so much. Alway have.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

A guy I knew was about 300lbs. I told him we see going to be at his funeral Infront of everyone one day back when I genuinely didn't have a filter.

He's not dead. I was wrong.

You ok, fella?

 

[fusciasomething]

I don't bring it back until people admit he was about to be "me too'd" which is why he left

I thought he just fucked some girl? I guess that qualifies these days, most famous people are known for their fidelity

 

[johnnynoname]

I thought he just fucked some girl? I guess that qualifies these days, most famous people are known for their fidelity

yeah- he was just being a normal dude...he is the only normal one of on the cast