How about instead of going to New England you go down the road and see your daughter, Pat?

[guest]

I remember another story starting out in a similar fashion. I don't remember the ending clearly now but it had something to do with a fat man embarrassing himself in court.

BDA has those hardy alcoholic polack genes though. Put away a quart of vodka and drove without incident across state lines. Even got pulled over by a cop for speeding and talked his way out of it in a calm and reasoned manner. Fat starts talking like Charles Nelson Reilly and getting all touchy feely with other dudes two sips into his second beer

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

hopefully he goes to Salem and they drown him for being a witch.

alright checking out.

When Giles Corey asked for more weight, they had Pat sit on him.

 

[Will Tate]

I am praying he makes a trip to New England for some con in Boston that would make my year

Hello, Ted's Printing & Business Card Emporium? I'd like to place an order for 500...#PayQuasi, and it needs to have a QR code for a web address...yes, I'll be sending those right along, as well as pictures of a laughing Nigerian and a self-assured wetback...what are these for? Well, let me ask, are you a fan of Norm MacDonald?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

What the fuck is he talking about? Also, I'm not really sure where he'd move to in New England. No one would tolerate him...except maybe Provincetown.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat could hire his great friend Matthew Jones to be around children

 

[guest]

Pat's a satanist and he murdered Bernell.

 

[Chive Turkey]

When Giles Corey asked for more weight, they had Pat sit on him.

"FUUUUCK, NOT THAT MUCH! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL CONFESS"

 

[Clint Ruin]

Annabelle is going through the hardest shit she's ever gone through, is in the most emotional pain she's ever experienced. Rick made a hundred followers in that time, though, so she will thank him some day.

 

[N64 Cube]

I know of a cleaning service if he moves there. The owner is married to some guy who sells plastic dog shit

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

New England may be full of liberal pussies, but that doesn't make it a total degenerate shithole like California. Why would such a nigger lover like Pat want to move to Maine/Vermont/New Hampshire aka the whitest states in the union? Could it be ally Pat is secretly Klan Pat?

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

hopefully he goes to Salem and they drown him for being a witch.

alright checking out.

A talking pig? Tis witchcraft I sayeth!

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Fatanist

 

[chocolatehellhole]

hopefully he moves there and makes it his mission to kill dan for felonious faggotry and lack of ona reference cognizance

 

[Udders]

I am praying he makes a trip to New England for some con in Boston that would make my year

Theres the Anime Con or whatever it is usually around the end of May but thats too faggy even for Pat.

 

[guest]

Theres the Anime Con or whatever it is usually around the end of May but thats too faggy even for Pat.

Too faggy to drop some Pay Quasi business cards and Patrick blowing Trump or flipping off the Rosa Parks memorial?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He's piggin up to Boston WHOA OH OH

 

[Midian9876]

Like that fat fuck can even move.

 

[guest]

Like that fat fuck can even move.

He's got a lein on his house!

 

[RacistPigeon]

Anywhere outside of the leftist faggot infested Massachusetts or Vermont, that type of shit will get you killed. Up in Maine, you’ll probably end up as bear shit and they’ll never find you.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]