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Hooligans soup of the day is cream of mushroom. ( This is the nastiest soup so far. I can't even find the words to describe this slop.)

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There was a thread where someone posted their soup of the day and it looked exactly like the Guinness diarrhea I had just blasted into the bowl. I was going to post a side-by-side comparison, but then I remembered I was a grown man with a family and decided against it.

Edit: it was the one that had the single slice of unmelted cheese on it. I even delicately placed a piece of toilet paper on top and it was an exact copy of their awful soup.
Lol. Exactly. I took a couple of months off the sauce recently and then had a few nights of bourbon rocks after food like lentil sausage stew and smoked ribs. You get those shits afterwards that are the turds surrounded by muddy water. Like you, I briefly considered getting a snapshot of it but the better angels of my nature prevailed.
 
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For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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I'm Scottish. We have some dreadful fucking food - I'm not talking about typical Scottish breakfasts, or Arbroath Smokies, or even bloody Stovies - I'm talking the half-assed deep frying of anything. And don't get me started on haggis.

This looks worse than all of that. That looks like someone took the starved, fluid-logged fear shits of a death row inmate and added dog water to it.

Tell me I'm wrong.
 

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Money laundering or something far worse.
Remember the rumors about Fatrick's basement?

Remember on an old yelp review an owner or long time chef would make a "boy burger" or some name like that and he would always wear his boys scout uniform in the kitchen. Take that info and do with it as you will but when you see how they let Fatshit Scum Tomliarson always hang there and defend him, you notice his convicted pedophile best friends he has on his social media even one he used to hangout with and do "comedy," he has more than you can count on the hand, he also defends men who wear wigs and give hormone meds to children. You kind of get a picture of what kind of shithole Hoolies really is.
 
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