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Holy shit I'm fucking stupid.

Professor Rape

Learning where local water spring is
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Yes. Who am I bothering with my smell? I don't leave my room. Your insult has no impact you sissy.
The smell could stay after you move out. You've never seen The Smelly Car episode of Seinfeld? You're bothering the next tenant!
 

The NaTurryl Man

Trying to make myself a thing
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What the fuck.
So it's 6 PM... you take away 12.... that's negative 18.
You want to have 6 and ADD 12 so it's +18. Since it's 18 o'clock, not -18 o'clock.
HOW AM I WRONG?
6PM on the 24 hour clock is 18. Why would he be converting it if he's using the 12 hour clock? There's no need for a conversion
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I think I've told this story like a hundred times before but I pissed on pastries at a store in the airport and had to bribe both the storefront and the cops cuz I was terrified of foreign jail. I figured they'd wipe my arrest off the record. They did not. I don't think I can go back again.
 
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