Holy shit, could a man get more traditionally masculine?!

[SensibleKeks]

A Mustang with a V6 is incapable of carrying such a heavy load. Also adding a 300 lb weight set doesn't help either.

 

[guest]

The only thing large in Pats story, is Pat him self. The weights are flat and don't take up that much space. You put the rear seats down, the bar will slide right up through the front seats.

That's the same thought I had. Fatso just had to mention his weight set to make it seem like he's a jacked alpha. In reality he hasn't mentioned the gym since early January.

 

[Stent]

300lbs is like taking two ordinary passengers or one Milwaukee resident.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He wants to sound much more progressive than he is. Most he's ever done is roll Cat Rambo's clitdick around in his teeth.

It's like chewing the last piece of gristle at a Sizzler

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Didn't his gay old dad have to put in a new driver's seat for him because he fart blasted through the original?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

300lbs is like taking two ordinary passengers or one Milwaukee resident.

Imagine what happens when Nikki climbs into the passenger side

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

300 lbs isn't heavy for a car, especially a modern one...this is just confusing to me

Even using non-fat American times, back in the 1960s...a trim husband would be 165 lbs and his wife 120 lbs....say they went on a double date with an equally non-problematic BMI couple in the backseat...that would be 570 lbs worth of weight

Weren't old small cars able to "haul" 2 couples back in the day? WTF, i just realized i applied too much logic. fuck it

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

300 lbs in a Rustang

That’s a nice way of delivering Fatricks corpse to the junkyard for the Hoffa burial.

 

[FurBurger]

300 lbs isn't heavy for a car, especially a modern one...this is just confusing to me

Even using non-fat American times, back in the 1960s...a trim husband would be 165 lbs and his wife 120 lbs....say they went on a double date with an equally non-problematic BMI couple in the backseat...that would be 570 lbs worth of weight

Weren't old small cars able to "haul" 2 couples back in the day? WTF, i just realized i applied too much logic. fuck it

Plus, if he put all 300lbs on the passenger's side seat, it would almost balance out his weight.