“Holy crap. Tor hands out book deals to just any ass hole these days it seems.”- a radical feminist

[potatopeeler63]

I need someone to reply to this and mention how Pat didn’t regret abandoning his real daughter

Bye, bye ms american pie. Took the chevy to the levy but the levy was dry. And the good ole boys were saying Patrick is fat

 

[Clint Ruin]

ducks are gangsta

Whenever I think about ducks, my mind goes back to my mother telling me "You know, the male ducks gang-rape the females".

 

[guest]

Whenever I think about ducks, my mind goes back to my mother telling me "You know, the male ducks gang-rape the females".

Well it’s the female ducks fault for not periscoping it to force the male ducks to pay for her FUCKING broken hand.

 

[Will Tate]

Whenever I think about ducks, my mind goes back to my mother telling me "You know, the male ducks gang-rape the females".

I've seen it happen first-hand. They'll go cannibal at the drop of a hat, too. Ducks are disgusting creatures.

 

[guest]

Might be surprised to know that Tor doesn't hand book deals to Pat any longer. Learning from misTakes is for normal people.

 

[stealthygeek]

Just in case his "dumped seed" tweet isn't archived: https://archive.is/lPWVU

 

[Clint Ruin]

Just in case his "dumped seed" tweet isn't archived: https://archive.is/lPWVU

That would be a nice bell-end to this tweet