Joe's idea of Holy Water is Catholic child spit.
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Not only is Trump not a Christian, he's in all likelihood a practitioner of jewish kabbalah, which is the complete opposite of Christianity. You know, the religion that says in their Talmud that Jesus Christ is up to his neck in boiling excrement in Hell and that the Virgin Mary was a whore that got impregnated by a Roman soldier? I'm no religious expert but seems incompatible with Christianity. Almost Antichrist-ian in fact.
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He's got a Kabbalah Tree of Life hanging above his desk in his office, but no crucifixes or signs of his "Christian faith." Weird.
And his dad donated land in New York City to the "Talmud Torah Jewish Center." Odd thing for a Christian to do.
Never mind. This guy's definitely a big fan of Jesus. Look at how natural he looks holding the Bible.
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He's got a Kabbalah Tree of Life hanging above his desk in his office, but no crucifixes or signs of his "Christian faith." Weird.
And his dad donated land in New York City to the "Talmud Torah Jewish Center." Odd thing for a Christian to do.
Never mind. This guy's definitely a big fan of Jesus. Look at how natural he looks holding the Bible.
His main selling point for voters right now is being a better ally for Israel