Hilariously odd scenarios that you've put yourself into?

[CuckQueen]

Went to a foot party in college. Paid 55 dollars. They had a taco bar, an open bar, and some of the foot models brought weed. I came in a tuxedo. Fun time was had by all.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Back in the 1990s I called a local escort service and the girl who showed up used to hang out with my younger sister, she used to come over all the time to swim in our pool when we were kids. It ended up working out OK though, within a few weeks she was coming over all the time to blow me in exchange for some weed.

 

[RobertMewler]

I keep saying "Baaby child!" "Little infant child!" and "Nnnnnnnnnnno Child!" IRL while making sustained eye contact with strangers

Oh god I hope that's true.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I was in a relationship with my dead ex girlfriends sister. That was a period I don't feel proud about. She was as crazy as her sister who was my first serious girlfriend.

She's dead now too.

I have to ask, did they “look a lot like each other” if you get my drift?

 

[guest]

Has anyone else been super fawked up on drugs in a room with people you barely know and you think, "why the fuck is this my life?"

I remember I was tripping on 2cb and some guy was on meth or something talking 1000 words a minute to everybody thinking we were listening but nobody was. It was such a weird horrific feeling and I had to leave the room.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I was in a relationship with my dead ex girlfriends sister. That was a period I don't feel proud about. She was as crazy as her sister who was my first serious girlfriend.

She's dead now too.

Weren’t you giving out moral lectures and calling people cowards recently ?

at least you redeemed yourself with this one.

 

[Dennyislife]

Weren’t you giving out moral lectures and calling people cowards recently ?

at least you redeemed yourself with this one.

People scared of jabs due to the tiny risk are cowards yes.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

People scared of jabs due to the tiny risk are cowards yes.

I don’t think it’s the poking or puncture they’re afraid of. I don’t really believe afraid is the right word here either. I think it’s a chance to say blow me to an overreaching government.

 

[analeggsalad]

I don’t think it’s the poking or puncture they’re afraid of. I don’t really believe afraid is the right word here either. I think it’s a chance to say blow me to an overreaching government.>

>succ MY heavily altered HPV mr m DNA from my syringe

NOO CHILD

>you are a domestic terroist

YEEEES CHILD. YOUR MOUTH KEEPS MOVING, INFANT BABY CHILD

>53,000 Afghan refugees and 64,690 Somalis are being forcibly transplanted into your neighborhood. Many will be Trans and will require federal assistance in their hormone treatment. They will cure covid in your region. If you deny this you are a domestic terrorist.

CHHHHHH....................................CHHHH........... CHU..............................................(ZZZZZIP)......CHILD!!!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Mike Tyson called me crazy

 

[alkiefuck2]

Has anyone else been super fawked up on drugs in a room with people you barely know and you think, "why the fuck is this my life?"

I remember I was tripping on 2cb and some guy was on meth or something talking 1000 words a minute to everybody thinking we were listening but nobody was. It was such a weird horrific feeling and I had to leave the room.

 

[guest]

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I like this one:

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[UnPRePared]

I was in a relationship with my dead ex girlfriends sister. That was a period I don't feel proud about. She was as crazy as her sister who was my first serious girlfriend.

She's dead now too.

Where'd you hide the bodies?

 

[Dennyislife]

Where'd you hide the bodies?

We scattered my first girlfriends ashes in Sweden. Her sister is sitting at her aunts in a urn ( the parents are also dead)

 

[alkiefuck2]

We scattered my first girlfriends ashes in Sweden. Her sister is sitting at her aunts in a urn ( the parents are also dead)

link to the obituary? i'd like to pay respects man, genuinely