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Hi Folks, Seth Simons here. I'm opening up my paywalled content to onaforums

LockedHDD__Pot

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I haven't read it (reading isn't my thing), but what I will say is that people don't hate you for what you are... they hate you for who you are, it's personal to you, religion or ethnicity doesn't matter. You'd be hated if you were a fat white skinhead trucker... it's actually something you could change; your personality... & there's no getting away from that. You stink.
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

Those breeches will stay open!
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Seth: “Pat, i need you to meet me at this location in 30 minutes, i have dirt on the forums!”

Pat: “Okay Seth, child.. i’m on my way”



30 minutes later....

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NoBacon

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What comedian has ever encouraged anything like this other than “alt-right, white supremicist” Luís Gomez?

Anthony Cumia is an admitted racist pedophile with hours and hours of proof, documented evidence of cat fishing as a little girl etc etc etc his own brother admitting he watches child porn.

Jim Norton is on the radio having raped an underage drinker in the studios.

Nobody cares, to think anyone will care about Seth Simons uncovering us making fun of a cunty fat dickhead is just so ridiculous. The pig was in the New York Times recently and he got a paragraph at the end (and probably submitted a manifesto)
 

NoBacon

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Hey guys, since seth just admitted he intends to dox his own subscribers i'll be reporting it to his hosting. You should too, keep the internet a safe place.
I am literally shaking right now. What if my payment information has been given out?

Reporting this dangerous leak of private information is the only morally right thing to do to be completely honest witcha
 

stealthygeek

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He told me how much it pisses him off when comics complain about wokeness and political correctness, which he thinks are good for the art form: more inclusive work leads to more inclusive audiences, which lead to better and more interesting comedy.
"Inclusive" and "interesting" will never be prioritized over being funny by anyone who actually enjoys comedy. It's not complicated or even debatable.
 

ISO__JOE

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Predictably, Seth's framing of this is so incredibly dishonest and self serving. I couldn't give less of a fuck about Legion of Skanks or any modern standup act to be honest witcha. Big Gay Oaferson and his ilk are not even on my radar as they are just not funny. But he tries to force this narrative that we are here to defend their honor against the righteous crusader, Seth Simons. Nobody cares. Seth, you are a fucking hack. A failed comedian who has made it his job to be offended by more successful comedians for $6 a month.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Predictably, Seth's framing of this is so incredibly dishonest and self serving. I couldn't give less of a fuck about Legion of Skanks or any modern standup act to be honest witcha. Big Gay Oaferson and his ilk are not even on my radar as they are just not funny. But he tries to force this narrative that we are here to defend their honor against the righteous crusader, Seth Simons. Nobody cares. Seth, you are a fucking hack. A failed comedian who has made it his job to be offended by more successful comedians for $6 a month.
That’s what’s most annoying about this to me. Skanks aren’t bad in my book but I’m not here to fucking defend them. Could not give a fuck less if they’re around or not. I hate faggot weaklings trying to force people to obey them and their wishes because they themselves are pussy faggots. Don’t like something? Leave. Fuckin fanook needs a serious ass beating.
 
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