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"Hi, can you direct me to the writer's symposium, I want to see their guest Patrick S. Tomlinson."
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Why nobody fuck meeeee
Where’s its mask and nametag with its pronouns on it?
Now THAT’S a hambeast!
Nice handful of titty, dicksucking lips. Would, tbphwy.
Pat could even put off these weird losers with his shitty personality.
I got head from a chick that fat one time. She had been begging to blow me on fb messenger and I finally got hammered enough to cave one night. She had a sleep apnea machine on her bed and there were cheerios all over the floor lol. My dick was like retracting into my body while she was sucking it. I've never seen it so small and I never got even kind of hard at any point. I lied and said my aunt was sick and it was fucking with my head and left and she's never bothered me since. I cringe at the thought of her telling people and I'm sure she has.
I also touched her pussy for like two seconds and it made my hand fucking stink so bad I couldn't wash it off no matter what I did. I've only encountered two rank, fucked up vaginas like that and the other one was on a decent looking chick. That shit makes me not even want to have sex for months after. Fucking shit, dead fish and corpse all in a blender. I don't know how a person could secrete that stench and not think they were terminally ill.
I got head from a chick that fat one time. She had been begging to blow me on fb messenger and I finally got hammered enough to cave one night. She had a sleep apnea machine on her bed and there were cheerios all over the floor lol. My dick was like retracting into my body while she was sucking it. I've never seen it so small and I never got even kind of hard at any point. I lied and said my aunt was sick and it was fucking with my head and left and she's never bothered me since. I cringe at the thought of her telling people and I'm sure she has.
I also touched her pussy for like two seconds and it made my hand fucking stink so bad I couldn't wash it off no matter what I did. I've only encountered two rank, fucked up vaginas like that and the other one was on a decent looking chick. That shit makes me not even want to have sex for months after. Fucking shit, dead fish and corpse all in a blender. I don't know how a person could secrete that stench and not think they were terminally ill.
You have interesting taste in women.
You'd regret it
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Agreed. Plus anal is a foregone conclusion. My dick would find no purchase in that grotto of a cunt.
Both times the smell made me pull over to throw up out the door on the way home. I once caught a really slimy, disgusting smelling pike and learned that lemon juice and salt will pretty much kill the smell and that doesn't even work on rotten pussy. I'm getting queasy talking about it.
I've almost died and had a bunch of fucked up shit happen to me in my life and the only things I consider actually traumatic was the smell of gross pussy.
I always regret it.
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And yet there are men who willingly get into relationships with these things. How?!!
Hottest chick at the convention
Possibly the only real chicken at the convention.
My cousin was banging this black broad and as soon as he went for doggy he said that a God awful smell started wafting from her ass. He powered through it as best he could but then moved her to missionary asap. The look on his face while telling me this story was so funny. He was so disgusted hahahaha
Reminder that this is Pat's favorite Con. So when he gets scheduled for other cons, remind that he doesn't like them as much.. He'd rather be somewhere else
