Hey shitheads what’s that emo movie trailer somg thst sounds like this?

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Have you been drinking, Sir?

I mean, yeah; what does that prove!?

 

[H0meRunCumia]

I mean, yeah; what does that prove!?

Nothing I guess, sorry about your grandma and grandpa, and give your Bro my condolences on getting married.

 

[Professor Rape]

I mean, yeah; what does that prove!?

When the bride gives her speech, can you yell out, "SHOW US YOUR TITS!"

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

How we all doing tonight?! So my brother's getting married... Who here has ever been in a relationship before?

Okay, who here's been in a bad relationship?!

I hate my ex-wife, I really, really do.

Have you been drinking, Sir?

My only other genuine relationship was with a smart white grad student, and that shit was annoying as fuuuuck.

 

[Professor Rape]

My only other genuine relationship was with a smart white grad student, and that shit was annoying as fuuuuck.

wait what? You've only had sex with 2 people? Is that why you compensate with all this porn?

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

When the bride gives her speech, can you yell out, "SHOW US YOUR TITS!"

Nothing I guess, sorry about your grandma and grandpa, and give your Bro my condolences on getting married.

She was getting a masters in Psychology and she’d babble about her enlightened shit but it really just ended up in “white men bad”

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

wait what? You've only had sex with 2 people? Is that why you compensate with all this porn?

Lmfao, sex and love are two different experiences; isn’t that the intellectual conceipt of y’all’s right wing shit?

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

wait what? You've only had sex with 2 people? Is that why you compensate with all this porn?

My number is 47 or 42 if you subtract dicks. I’ve cared about probably 14 of them and actually loved 2 (maybe 3)

 

[Professor Rape]

My number is 47 or 42 if you subtract dicks. I’ve cared about probably 14 of them and actually loved 2 (maybe 3)

Were the ones you loved at the start of that tally? Or did you actually love one of them after like 30+ other rapes?

 

[H0meRunCumia]

My number is 47 or 42 if you subtract dicks. I’ve cared about probably 14 of them and actually loved 2 (maybe 3)

About the same for me I guess, except add a few more dicks...

 

[Professor Rape]

About the same for me I guess, except add a few more dicks...

Dude you look like Kyle Tomlinson. I know he's a chad compared to his brother, but you're saying Kyle Tomlinson could pick up 40 pussies?

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

My number is 47 or 42 if you subtract dicks. I’ve cared about probably 14 of them and actually loved 2 (maybe 3)

I remember coming from my home town and being a college freshman and then they did an LGBT coming out night. I stayed back nervously, then Justin came out with his wings and glitter. Then we made out in the bathroom of the student union. Then I sucked his dick in a public toilet stall. 14 years later, I Got married in a suit and most of you haven’t

 

[Professor Rape]

I'm going to count the number of women I've fucked or cum on.

 

[Professor Rape]

I remember coming from my home town and being a college freshman and then they did an LGBT coming out night. I stayed back nervously, then Justin came out with his wings and glitter. Then we made out in the bathroom of the student union. Then I sucked his dick in a public toilet stall. 14 years later, I Got married in a suit and most of you haven’t

What kind of food did the serve?

 

[H0meRunCumia]

Dude you look like Kyle Tomlinson. I know he's a chad compared to his brother, but you're saying Kyle Tomlinson could pick up 40 pussies?

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I do not look like Kyle Tomlinson loooool, but I'm also a recluse now. I wasn't always that way.

 

[H0meRunCumia]

I remember coming from my home town and being a college freshman and then they did an LGBT coming out night. I stayed back nervously, then Justin came out with his wings and glitter. Then we made out in the bathroom of the student union. Then I sucked his dick in a public toilet stall. 14 years later, I Got married in a suit and most of you haven’t

Did you tell that story at the wedding?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I stopped reading after, “hey shitheads.” Extremely rude.

 

[Professor Rape]

I just counted them all, I think. Holy shit it was less than expected. The number is embarrassing.

 

[Professor Rape]

I do not look like Kyle Tomlinson loooool, but I'm also a recluse now. I wasn't always that way.

lol bro you look like exactly him, same hat and everything.

 

[H0meRunCumia]

lol bro you look like exactly him, same hat and everything.

I can't stop laughing at that for some reason, fuck you! looool.