Hey shitheads what’s that emo movie trailer somg thst sounds like this?

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

There is some movie that I think has a trailer zooming out from some young lady sitting in bed while the whole screen is green, with some muted piano chord, from some emo indie band.

This isn’t the song (it’s better) but what’s the original?

I’ll send $12 to anyone who knows what I mean

 

[Andy Elliott]

How about a vocaroo of the melody

 

[Professor Rape]

I know the song but I'm not telling unless you raise the price to $13.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I know the song but I'm not telling unless you raise the price to $13.

I’ll actually send you $25 and send @chocolatehellhole $75 to keep hosting this horse shit forum for another month if you’re serious.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I know the song but I'm not telling unless you raise the price to $13.

You really know the song I mean? It’s some upper emo shit from like 2005. It was like revived from 1997 I think

 

[Professor Rape]

You really know the song I mean? It’s some upper emo shit from like 2005. It was like revived from 1997 I think

I don't know the song. You've just been punk'd!

 

[Professor Rape]

All those women in that music video you posted were fucking disgusting, OP. Stop jerking off, your standards are getting sad.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

There was some movie where they zoomed out from some edgy brunette’s dead family member while the camera was all green

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Come on faggots, my aunt died and I bought her car a few years back. Tomorrow is the family get together then I’m supposed to speak tomorrow night

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

It’s not Eternal Sunshine but it’s some movie in that vein

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I’m at the bar of the hotel. My brother is getting married tomorrow. I drove my grandma to die earlier this year

 

[H0meRunCumia]

Well sorrrry we don't know shitty emo music from the mid 2000s, Goonster... All I ever did was fuck the self-cutter girls, gave not a fuck about what sad teen music they cut to.





I've been trying to remember though because I think i've seen that before...

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I make a lot of money now but when I was still in college I finished my first degree. My grandpa made all themlney so when he went blind I inherited the van. I drove him to die in that minivan. Then I moved to Texas and Grandma lived on and now she is dead, and I came back to Ohio then picked her up 2 days ago and took her to go die.

 

[Professor Rape]

I’m at the bar of the hotel. My brother is getting married tomorrow. I drove my grandma to die earlier this year

So you're doing the best man's speech?

 

[Professor Rape]

I make a lot of money now but when I was still in college I finished my first degree. My grandpa made all themlney so when he went blind I inherited the van. I drove him to die in that minivan. Then I moved to Texas and Grandma lived on and now she is dead, and I came back to Ohio then picked her up 2 days ago and took her to go die.

Maybe cut that part from your speech.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

M

So you're doing the best man's speech?

yeah dude, I’m actually REALLY fucking good at that speech

 

[H0meRunCumia]

I make a lot of money now but when I was still in college I finished my first degree. My grandpa made all themlney so when he went blind I inherited the van. I drove him to die in that minivan. Then I moved to Texas and Grandma lived on and now she is dead, and I came back to Ohio then picked her up 2 days ago and took her to go die.

Have you been drinking, Sir?

 

[Professor Rape]

M

yeah dude, I’m actually REALLY fucking good at that speech

Give us a li'l taste of one of the jokes in your speech, sir.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Maybe cut that part from your speech.

if you don’t think it’s hilarious that the elderly rot and die, you don’t fawkin understand how a RAY DEE OHH SHOOWWWW works

 

[Professor Rape]

How we all doing tonight?! So my brother's getting married... Who here has ever been in a relationship before?

Okay, who here's been in a bad relationship?!

I hate my ex-wife, I really, really do.