Hey Ray

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If it gets revealed that Ray isn't really Ray, I don't think that I could ever believe in anything ever again.

I know that the odds are universally against it being him, but the thought that a one-time member of Genesis spends his down time shitting on Pat helps get me through the days. Deep down, I know that he's a Redditor ... just not ready to admit it to myself. Going to be awkward at the trial.

I've already told Ray that if he turns out to not be the real Ray Wilson, the real Ray will find me in his bathroom in my underwear crying late at night with a gun and I'll scream "WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME? I LOVED YOU." and shoot myself in the face. Like the beginning of The Sixth Sense.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

If it gets revealed that Ray isn't really Ray, I don't think that I could ever believe in anything ever again.

I know that the odds are universally against it being him, but the thought that a one-time member of Genesis spends his down time shitting on Pat helps get me through the days. Deep down, I know that he's a Redditor ... just not ready to admit it to myself. Going to be awkward at the trial.

His last album is 90% Fat and Joe references in the titles. Ray is a cool dude and i respect him.

 

[guest]

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I knew it was too good to be true.

 

[FurBurger]

He's more of a spirit/energy. Hard to explain. "Ghost" is just to make things simpler to understand.

He's talked about what it's like in Heaven before, noob.

 

[guest]

Next you gonna tell me dinosaurs or the holocaust weren’t real either.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He's talked about what it's like in Heaven before, noob.

I'm actually not allowed into heaven because I lied about being a jew to get ahead in the business so they buried me in a Jewish cemetery. As soon as my grandson Jamie exhumes my corpse and gives me a viking water pyre I'll be allowed in. I also flipped off St. Peter and took my dick out and shook it at him when I wasn't let in the first time, so I have some apologies to make.

 

[guest]

Ray looks to be wearing a ribs t-shirt. That's good enough for me..

 

[guest]

I kind of admire the autist behind the account. He's been going for quite awhile and never broke once. The detail in some of the stories is hysterical, to the point where I occasionally wonder if it really is Ray Wilson. Who would commit to such an obscure character for that long?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I kind of admire the autist behind the account. He's been going for quite awhile and never broke once. The detail in some of the stories is hysterical, to the point where I occasionally wonder if it really is Ray Wilson. Who would commit to such an obscure character for that long?

The details are too good, and if it is him and he somehow got caught, he has plausible deniability because, hey, someone was just pretending to be Ray Wilson.

But if it's an autistic Ray Wilson fan, well, details are their specialty.

It's a rough one, man.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

#rayposting

@UnPRePared reply to the comment to prove you're real

 

[FurBurger]

I'm actually not allowed into heaven because I lied about being a jew to get ahead in the business so they buried me in a Jewish cemetery.

It seems wrong that they let Jesus in but not you.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

It seems wrong that they let Jesus in but not you.

Don't even joke about that shit, man. Jesus took a whip to money-grubbing Jews. And then he had books written about it.