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Hey pally, wanna hang out and play a game of Adolf Golf?

HR@PaneraBread

WE CAN'T STOP HERE!! THIS IS BOQ COUNTRY!!!
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You weekenders are the backbone of this company so we figured we'd let our hair down a bit and play a game with you that we stole off of /pol/ and tweaked (it was initially 5 steps to Hitler but we thought it was dumb so we changed it to something slightly less dumb.) We call it Adolf Golf.

The rules:
-Go to wikipedia and hit Random Search (on the left of the screen. Be honest!!)
-The page you land on is the tee. The hole/pin is Adolf Hitler's page.
-You can only move by clicking on blue links to other pages. One click = one stroke. (Clicking one on the same page doesn't count as a stroke eg article 1.5.8 of the page you landed on)
-You cannot go backwards, if you click a link you need to find your way from there
-All holes are Par 5.
-Post all the moves you made.

Penalties: Some moves make it way too easy so the following are considered out of bounds and incur extra shots
- Countries +1 strokes
- Religions +2 strokes; except Judaism (yay!!) which gets +3.....no reason why, it just does

EG: Random search - Helen Keller > Judaism > Jewish Persecution > Adolf Hitler - 3 strokes & a +3 penalty = 6 on a par 5 which is a bogey.

HQ would like to stress to any FBI agents who may be reading that it in no way condones the actions of the Nazi Party and that this is purely meant as a company building exercise and as a means of corporate hazing by one "rugged handsome CEO" upon is "conspiring and conniving" human resources team.

Have fun
 
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Par. Better than i thought considering the start.

Tee: [URL]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veendum_Chalikkunna_Chakram[/URL]

1: [URL]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayalam[/URL]

2: [URL]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_language[/URL]

3: [URL]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany[/URL] +1 penalty

5: [URL]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler[/URL]
 
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[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_J._Ridder[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._P._Morgan[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Star_Line[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Versailles[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler[/URL]
beat ya. nyc isn't a country don't jew me

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_J._Ridder[/URL]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City[/URL]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II[/URL]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler[/URL]
 

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beat ya. nyc isn't a country don't jew me
The country of Manhatten has over 12 million people...

Yeah we'll letcha have the eagle, clubhouse leader ovah heeyah, if you wanna do it competitively it should be over 3 holes though to avoid people just getting lucky.
 
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HR@PaneraBread

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Starting within Germany is like playing from the ladies tees so I tried again.
You play the cards your dealt, again we think going 3 holes over a weekend in the 5 minute boredom periods and posting your net score is the way to go.

Long story short, we're naturally tentative about starting full on bits around these parts. That Surfer Sting guy is still lurking outside and we feel almost entirely to blame for him and all the other wrestlers sucking all the funny out the branch. But if a US Open championship style tournament can keep the infighting to a minimum for a few days we'll more than happily oblige. We'll be your lightning rod of abuse if it sucks.
 

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Starting:


First Hole 3 strokes, (-2) Double Birdie

Starting: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_County,_Ohio



Hole 2: 3 Strokes, (-2) -Cumulative Score -4

Starting:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamsi_Fazlollahi



Hole 3: 3 Strokes, (-2) -Cumulative Score -6
 
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