Het dan, cocksucker

[guest]

This was my practice date for her. Primjng the pump on my dating skills so to speak.......

Really?
you spend all day honing your timing with brutal riffs and lighting quick banter on da forums, no good?

You wear a bag?

 

[guest]

Really?
you spend all day honing your timing with brutal riffs and lighting quick banter on da forums, no good?

You wear a bag?

Yeah I always condom

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Honestly, it might be better to be premature than to have the situation where you can't cum at all. At least you had fun, that way.

I had a girl start crying when I didn't cum after 45mins (drugs), she got all self-conscious & shit. So you might be right

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Jon Taffer gives me the heebie jeebies.

Jewish Fred Flintstone

 

[Feltch My Ass]

This was my practice date for her. Primjng the pump on my dating skills so to speak.......

did you take my expert advice i dm’d you?

 

[The Fuchitive]

This was my practice date for her. Primjng the pump on my dating skills so to speak.......

Asian women put out for white men like their fucking lives depend on it, either you're of questionable ethnicity or you're a complete autist!

 

[guest]

The imaginary kind.

Hey @Dougie , I noticed that you didn't rib the quoted post. I'm hoping that you can fix this. You know that I love ya, and meant no harm. Thanks bud.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This was my practice date for her. Primjng the pump on my dating skills so to speak.......

Is this a bit or are you genuinely a huge faggot?

 

[guest]

Is this a bit or are you genuinely a huge faggot?

I think my mindset when drunk is that being a huge annoying gay faggot is funny.

Now coke... that's where I'm on my A game. But opster in recovery...

 

[guest]

Asian women put out for white men like their fucking lives depend on it, either you're of questionable ethnicity or you're a complete autist!

Tall woman is white, not asian.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Hey, Dougie...

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

So Dougie, how was the slope head?

 

[guest]

So Dougie, how was the slope head?

Not something id really recommend.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Not something id really recommend.

They're not people.

@RobertMewler

 

[guest]

They're not people.

@RobertMewler

I felt awkward seeing other guys and girls together and they were white and meanwhile I was with an asian. You know? I felt like I was being silently judged. I was like fuck this just gotta get her back to hers.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I felt awkward seeing other guys and girls together and they were white and meanwhile I was with an asian. You know? I felt like I was being silently judged. I was like fuck this just gotta get her back to hers.

I gotta get me a Bellucci and settle down, come Hell or Hot Water with Geno Disconte.

 

[guest]

I swear sometimes I get a "Hapa" vibe from Dougie...Are you half azn like elliot rodger, buddy? Your dynamic with women is not good my dude.

 

[guest]

Dougie, did ya eat da coochie?

 

[guest]

I swear sometimes I get a "Hapa" vibe from Dougie...Are you half azn like elliot rodger, buddy? Your dynamic with women is not good my dude.

I dont h8 women. Im the only one in off topic who seems to defend white women.

But I do sorta get off on degrading them. Like id stick an apple in nikis mouth and hogtie that pig.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

But I do sorta get off on degrading them. Like id stick an apple in nikis mouth and hogtie that pig.

What about spitroasting her and Pat?