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Here's a tip to not being so fat, Fat.

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Beer is a young man's drink. I didn't really drink much in my teens and early 20s because I rowed competitively and boxed and played football (soccer) for fun but I could put away 8 pints no problem on a Saturday night. Now at 38, still younger than you, having more than 2 beers ever feels like I've eaten a loaf of white bread because I basically have. If you're not young and/or working a physical job, there's no reason you should be regularly drinking large quantities of beer. You're fat is what I'm saying, and you probably would be less so if you switched to red wine or, you know, didn't drink every day. Just trying to help.
 

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I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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At this point, if he doesn't drink every day the withdrawals will kill him... Actually Pat, you should stop drinking...
He doesnt have the discipline to actually quit drinking. He would be sneaking drinks and fall off the wagon on a regular basis. Plus in wisconsin they think being drunk all the time is normal.
 
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Pat also eats complete shit while drinking. I like to drink but I avoid sugar, no soda, no fried foods, and drink only water (when not drinking beer) so I can have beer. Pat drinks and eats all junk, he once showed his fridge and it was all crap and sweet iced tea.
It's a simple point but a good one. Have Mcmuffins for breakfast, Chinese takeout for lunch and pizza for dinner. Tastes good? You bet! But how do you feel? Or no breakfast/maybe oatmeal, grilled chicken, brown rice and Balkan salad for lunch, fruit and nuts for an afternoon snack and steak and eggs for dinner? All washed down with litres of water? No comparison.
 

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Whisky or bourbon. Neat or on ice. That's really all that's acceptable.
One time I was buying the liquor for a party. Guy behind the counter was making small talk says "Hey gearing up for a fun night huh?" I said "yeah" or whatever I said, then he says "I see you got that 99 Bananas so I know you're meeting a lady too".

I just went with it because I didn't want to admit that it was for my complete faggot of a friend. Not even a gay dude, just a fag. I explained what happened though and he never asked me to pick it up again.
 

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Those breeches will stay open!
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I'm about to get real drunk in about an hour. What should I drink?
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It's a simple point but a good one. Have Mcmuffins for breakfast, Chinese takeout for lunch and pizza for dinner. Tastes good? You bet! But how do you feel? Or no breakfast/maybe oatmeal, grilled chicken, brown rice and Balkan salad for lunch, fruit and nuts for an afternoon snack and steak and eggs for dinner? All washed down with litres of water? No comparison.
My diet is pretty much grilled chicken, rice, yogurt (low/no sugar) turkey, tuna, wheat bread, etc. I also haven’t been hungover in years because I know how to properly drink and hydrate. Piggy is fat, 41, and still can’t figure out hangovers come from dehydration due to alcohol drying you out.
 

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My huge-cocked pal stole my wife and PUPPIES!
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My diet is pretty much grilled chicken, rice, yogurt (low/no sugar) turkey, tuna, wheat bread, etc. I also haven’t been hungover in years because I know how to properly drink and hydrate. Piggy is fat, 41, and still can’t figure out hangovers come from dehydration due to alcohol drying you out.
Hair of the dog, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
 
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I’ve been drinking a lot of old fashioneds lately.

I made a variation last night with aged Venezuelan rum and chocolate bitters. It was really good.
Here is the rum, by the way. It’s really good for how cheap it is, usually $45-$50 a bottle. You can drink it straight or on the rocks or substitute it in cocktails where you would normally use bourbon or a sherry-casked whiskey.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.totalwine.com/spirits/rum/aged-rum/santa-teresa-1796-rum/p/2154750[/URL]
 
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