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I think he let a dog fuck him
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He really milked this fake story for all it's worth
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He apparently first told the story on Rogan's podcast 11 or 12 years ago. Milking it for all its worth
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OMG MARK HAMILL ROFL
I'd rather listen to Jim Breuer's "Pizza Man" story while getting fucked in the ass.
I'd rather listen to Jim Breuer's "Pizza Man" story while getting fucked in the ass.
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Fuck it, at dire risk of losing internet points I'll admit that I find Bert funny. The Machine story is his "Creep". He might be sick of telling it, but it was the thing that made him famous so he's compelled to keep telling it.
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They were in a club, Tracy bought every woman a bottle of Cristal, starts going crazy, takes his shirt off and yells “I’m the rich nigga in here!” Gets thrown out of the club and says, “that’s how you get out of paying the check.” Then they smoke a sherm stick and walk up and down the street punching cars. Here’s him telling it on OnA: