He is still proud of going to college for half a year

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I bet he had to go summer school every year to make up for failed classes. I wouldnt be surprised if he didnt even walk the isle in graduation because he still had credits to make up over the summer and graduated late.

I also believe this, he didn’t even have a proper senior picture and I remember that was always the big threat in high school - “you keep this up and you won’t walk” - kind of stuff. Pat of course being an asshole was probably proud to not walk since he hated everyone in his class. It’s not a big deal to not walk with your friends if you don’t have any.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Its weird how he never talks about his major.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I also believe this, he didn’t even have a proper senior picture and I remember that was always the big threat in high school - “you keep this up and you won’t walk” - kind of stuff. Pat of course being an asshole was probably proud to not walk since he hated everyone in his class. It’s not a big deal to not walk with your friends if you don’t have any.

And his parents probably didn’t care either. His younger brother was the one they really cared about. You know, the athlete who was an honor roll student.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

And his parents probably didn’t care either. His younger brother was the one they really cared about. You know, the athlete who was an honor roll student.

I bet he was so jealous when his parents brought home his brother and he no longer got that extra attention.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

It’s such a stupid fucking flex. I made deans list once or twice in college, I don’t even remember. Who cares if you made honor roll if you live in literal poverty?

And when he didn't even return for a second semester.

It's like saying you were employee of the month but then you stopped going and decided to just not have a job at all anymore.

If it weren't for Niki and whatever money their families are giving them, he'd be out on the streets

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I bet he was so jealous when his parents brought home his brother and he no longer got that extra attention.

"Look lil Patty, a second, better son!"

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

It's like saying you were employee of the month but then you stopped going and decided to just not have a job at all anymore.

While acting like he is a CEO

 

[guest]

I graduated from college and I'm the opposite of proud of that. Just makes me feel like a kiked faggot.

 

[captain_kamala]

I graduated from college and I'm the opposite of proud of that. Just makes me feel like a kiked faggot.

Oh for sure when I see nyu memorabilia it makes me physically sick to think of the type of person who would wear that.

 

[gassers]

Even Ooga booga graduated college. Not a good look Patrick.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat dropped out of university because as he often says, "it's all a Jewish conspiracy designed to weaken the white race, child."

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Pat has spent his whole life trying to prove naysayers wrong just to ended up proving them right.

 

[Sputnik]

It's actually worse you went to college and didn't graduate. Id just as soon not tell anyone and let them make their assumptions about me. BTW Pat people assume you are a waterhead.

 

[guest]

I believe he was on an "honor roll" because he went to some podunk community college where he just took gimme classes like film appreciation.

This is exactly what it is. Community colleges have 100% acceptance rate and you can take whatever classes you want

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

This is exactly what it is. Community colleges have 100% acceptance rate and you can take whatever classes you want

And pat has already said he took a film class so its not like he was taking anything hard. AP film classes dont count pat.

 

[EraGodless]

This is exactly what it is. Community colleges have 100% acceptance rate and you can take whatever classes you want

He still would have had to take remedial classes.

 

[AliceWorquer]

And pat has already said he took a film class so its not like he was taking anything hard. AP film classes dont count pat.

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Went through a list of them maybe. How retarded is he? That's like 750000 words of source material in one class, for a semester of community college, from the self proclaimed world's slowest reader. Consider yourself lucky kubrick never got round to making gravity's rainbow, you fat idiot.